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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# *cracks a smile*
We don't need no green space-birds
we don't need no warp control
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Yes we do
... Well, I do.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# We don't need no stinking badges
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I like the smell of badgers
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Woo :)
TJ: I've been agonising over transfers in Football Manager for far too long . Do I splash out on an aging but potentially brilliant Recoba, buy the solid centre back to help shore up my defence, or go for the right back I need but who fails to excite me?

Help me b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Foosball manager?
I think you should turn it off and go outside, it's lovely if a little nippy out there
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Bah
I'll go outside to vote and run some errands in a bit, but it's too grey and dull to stay out all day
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
# It's sunny and nice here
And I'm stuck in this office for another 2 1/2 hours
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Feign death so you can escape to the park!
Or buy something ridiculous on Ebay to celebrate your economic power as a worker
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I was looking on theBay earlier for a lawnmower
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# the best anagram of lawnmower is MANWOWLER
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
I've stolen that for my twitter status
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I'm so dubbing the wife that, do you mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# \o/
*insert deity of choice here* made the letters, I just rearranged them
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# the longest word you can type on one row of a typewriter keyboard is TYPEWRITER
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# that's bollocks
dlsahgfljgsadlhgflasdhfglasdhfgljhgflDHFL;DHFGLASHDFGLHSADGFKJSHDGAFLASDGHFSALHGFLASHDGF;LAJgsa;AFGSADHFLHGFLSDKFH;JKH;jasfhkHJGF;KJSHDFJK;HDSKGFLASHDGFKJAhfjkslg;shafdlksd'afsadf#askgjlsjkhgkjasfhkasgfljasd is at least ten letters
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# are you this is a word?
or have you just had a heart attack and keeled over?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# ha
it's quite fortuitous that language has developed as it has

if we were stuck with words like that, the slightest error might be fatal
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# And the longest you can type with one hand is secretary
I think
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I only need to type short words with one hand
like ASL?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# google says
stewardesses or aftercataracts (whatever that is)

Plus the Y on secretary would be typed with the right hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# what about TYPEWRITERER?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# my typewriter is typewriterer than yours
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# ooh - a person who uses a typewriter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# we were quite tip top you queer typewriter twit
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Buy Redondo.
And Ravanelli.

And Bebeto.

And Taffarel.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# 'Fabrizio Ravanelli' means 'radish factory'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I think that is a lie.
But I hope it is true :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Radishes were invented in 1910 by James Charles Radish III
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# The asparagus season only lasts
2 months.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Lettuce handles were invented in 2009 by Dutch inventor mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Dutch inventor Mediocre,
was made illegal in 17 countries, and 34 of the American States in 1998.

In 2004, North Dakota retracted the ban, however it proved a sever misjudgment only 6 hours later when he was found fondling raccoons on the waters edge of Lake Sakakawea.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# in an obscure twist of fate
this turned out to be the only raccoon colony outside the Netherlands
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Sadly, it was even more tragic for the people of
the state of Delaware. On arriving in the present town of Lewes, the Dutch inventor Mediocre screamed at the top of his lungs, "Zwaanendael", before going on a rampage through the city with an oddly shaped Turnip. Resulting in the obliteration of the entire May Fly population of Delaware, along with the death of 17 skunks, a rabbit and the famous delawarean inventor of medical procedures, Henry Heimlech.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha

I was young, I needed the money
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Tell that to Roseanne!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Your mum was invented in 1415 by Kim Jong Il in a Nova Scotia parking lot

Haha, and that raccoon incident is hardly true at all ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Proper LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Old school :D
Aaah, those were the days. Sadly either the game's got harder or I've got shitter and I'm really struggling to reach such heady heights
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Maybe you could pick up Zubizaretta cheap?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Wasn't he part courgette?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# No,
that was ROmario.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Does not compute.
Get the mosin-nagant and keep still between shots.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# populate your team with 10 Rene Higuitas
and put Steve Staunton in goal


/megadrive blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*scorpion kicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Sensible Soccer? Fifa 90?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Fifa...93
I think
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
# It might've been 91 that I had, I can't think now
whatever it was, I was shit at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# surely he's better off with koopa troopers running around
with Mario as captain?

/Mario Charged Strikers blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Psht
Kick Off 2 ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# haha
the best football game I ever played was Premier League on the Spectrum

edit: fuck, that was 24 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Haha
Looks awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I has a Rowntrees Randoms icecream
which isn't actually ice cream, it's some marshmallow madness.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I scream, you scream
we all scream for some marshmallow madness.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Now I'm seeing CDC in my marshmallow madness!
See! On the ice cream! CDC!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# WTF?
Are they like those old cool bits lolly pieces?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# It's just a bag full of penny sweets
but not the ones that you like. The ones you end up eating 'cos the good ones are all gone

Only 164 Calories per bag though
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Penny sweets!
We were discussing this in the pub. Do they still cost a penny? Are they still the same size? If so, how has this economic miracle occurred?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Penny sweets either cost tuppence per sweet or, the more common method, is to weigh them and charge by the gram
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# :'(
I'm going to my newsagents to demand answers. Inflation is ruining childhoods!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Not true.
My shop still sells penny sweets for a penny.

However, there are a lot more 2 and 5p sweets than there used to be,
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
# "I've only got a penny. Can you cut this flump into fifths?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Pfft!
The people in my local sweet shop trusted me so much that they would just let me fill my sweety bag and tell them how much I owed.

Mwahahaha! Half price sweets forever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# who fucking cares
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Afternoon, my little ray of sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
# hello lady!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I do!
Don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
# no I don't
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
# and you do
thank goodness I've got yooooooou!

*10 points for those that get the reference*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Stewie and that little Whatshername
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# *10 points and a Rowntree Random to the sexy minx*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# *victory lap with Joliet as her jockey*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Yeeehaw!
*blue ribbons*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Family guy
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# TOO SLOW, CHICKEN MERANGO!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Mwa!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# *huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Well put
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# thank you baked potato!

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# start a new character, and level them up until they get to level 168 and recieve *silent assassin* skill.
Just farm lower level teams for gear, if it gets a bit difficult. Make sure you kill the refs before half time for extra XP

If you're really stuck, just press A A B B up down up down, B A A B A A then hold start and select.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I spent all night getting the power up and now I can't get passed the end level boss
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# check to see of the controller is plugged in.
have you tried turning the computer off and on again?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# My cat seems to have pooped on the reset button
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I was thinking along these lines earlier
That an RPG/football management mashup could actually be pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# only if it were a text adventure.
:kick ball
/I don't understand "Kick ball"
:look ball
/the player has ball
:get player
/you can't pick up player
:inv
/you are carrying - shinpads, boots, shorts, shirt, sword of cleaving
:swing sword
/the referee books you anad shows red card. you are dead.
you scored nil:nill out of a possible 5:nil
restart(r), load(l) or quit(q)?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Doesn't sound any more frustrating than most text adventures
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# my brain is falling over iself imagining the geeky comedy potential of this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely sir :D

How have you been? Haven't seen you around much recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# depression's a bitch
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Too right it is!
Hope you're felling better now fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# meh!

/emo blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# We don't need no Shatner shouting!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Ding ding
We have a winner :]
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)