

but you see the thing is Alan exercised his title rights on this one.
So it's called Funny Fanny Runny Batty.
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Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:26,
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So it's called Funny Fanny Runny Batty.

were there no stipulations in the contract saying you could back out if things went wrong?
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Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:29,
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He starts to sort of bear his teeth in words with a long E sound in them, like "rEEEEEally?", in this scary kind of grin when he talks. Also I think there is some kind of moss or something growing on his teeth.
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Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:48,
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what does alan's wife have to say about all this?
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Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:59,
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Alan's back with his mum for now. He sleeps in his old room upstairs but he's put some carpet in the attic. That's where we have our business meetings. It says "ALANS ENTERPISES" on a sign on the top rung of the ladder. I almost slipped on it the first time, I was quite shaken up but Alan was very riled about his sign so I didn't make a fuss.
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Sun 7 Jun 2009, 6:14,
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