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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:14, archived)

THAT'S NOT MATLOCK

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:17, archived)

I tried my best :(

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:19, archived)

I don't mean to be so harsh but seriously dude

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:21, archived)

I mean the colours around the legs are lovely but there's no matlock in the picture

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:22, archived)

there is, he's hiding under her dress.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:24, archived)

I could change the title of the picture to matlock

but you see the thing is Alan exercised his title rights on this one.
So it's called Funny Fanny Runny Batty.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:26, archived)

I'm starting to think he only does it to embarass me.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:27, archived)

Surely this type of behaviour is a dealbreaker

were there no stipulations in the contract saying you could back out if things went wrong?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:29, archived)

I tried to talk to him about it again but he gets so angry.

He starts to sort of bear his teeth in words with a long E sound in them, like "rEEEEEally?", in this scary kind of grin when he talks. Also I think there is some kind of moss or something growing on his teeth.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:48, archived)

This doesn't sound like an amicable business agreement

what does alan's wife have to say about all this?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:59, archived)

Oh didn't I tell you?

Alan's back with his mum for now. He sleeps in his old room upstairs but he's put some carpet in the attic. That's where we have our business meetings. It says "ALANS ENTERPISES" on a sign on the top rung of the ladder. I almost slipped on it the first time, I was quite shaken up but Alan was very riled about his sign so I didn't make a fuss.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 6:14, archived)

Google images is great for sexy matlock pictures

images.uncyc.org/fi/9/97/Ben_matlock_sexy.jpg

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:26, archived)

Hahaha

fuck that's some manly chestworms.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:27, archived)

Natal Chart, Planets, Astrological Chart, Horoscope

Andy GRIFFITH
born June 1, 1926 at 3:00 PM in Mount Airy, NC (USA)
Sun in 10°33 Gemini, AS in 15°36 Libra,
Moon in 20°35 Aquarius, MC in 17°29 Cancer
Chinese Astrology: Fire Tiger
Numerology: Birthpath 7

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:33, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:34, archived)