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# i collect swans
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# and you collect them well, sir
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# I like Prince's SYMBOL album
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# His fliddy son has to eat mince or he will die
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# he;s wid G-Sus now
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# I like what the nurse said
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
# THAT';S THE POWA OF G-SUS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Pfft!
It is Princes birthday today!

Trufax!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
# ahahhaahahaha
HAPPPY BIRDFDAYE YA FONKAY CUNT
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# Paul McCartney, 5th frame
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# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Haha! this^^
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# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
# bwaaaahhhhhhhhahahaha
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# their necks can be used to wipe your arse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
# NEIN!
DA SVAN MUST HONLY BEE USED FOR THE CLENSING OFF MINE BOLLOX!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
# you mean you don't employ a dwarf
to lick them clean for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Sadly, Gunther was cloned and nuked by a Spainiard named,..Sancho.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
# CURSE YOU, SANCHO!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
# MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGUEL, WHY YOU TAKE OUR WALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
# SI, PEDRO, I MAKE THE DONKEY GIVE ITS LIFE BUTTER
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
# YOU LISTEN TO MAAAAAYE, MARRY YOUR HORSE, KILL YA CUZZIN!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
# YOUR MAMA NO MAKE YOU SOUP ANY MORE, RODRIGO
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
# YOU BUY EET, YOU BUY EET!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# YOU WANT PEDALO, YOU WORK FOR PEDALO!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# YOU PAY FOR YOU MOTHER'S ABORTION!
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# I feel like doin' that to the bastards when they annoy me while I'm fishing.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)
# i hate them
especially when they chase you for your ice cream wafer.
FUCK YOU, YOU HISSING BASTARDS, THE WAFER IS MINE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Just out stare the bastards
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# i'd rather run away
and eat my ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
# That just makes it worse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
# not if you can make it to a shop
they can't follow you in there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Aww, swans are ace
There's a family of them on the canal at the moment, and the other day the 4 swanlings were hitching a ride on their mum's back. It was uncomfortably cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
# the canal by the strand, by any chance?
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# Right, you're going on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Well, not really

because I LOVE YOU ALL
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# This confuses me greatly
 
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# what's your sig all about?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I bought a ukulele off ebay
But the one they were gonna give me was broken, so now I have to wait for them to get a new one :(
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# the cunts
what'd you get?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
#  
One of these. I would've preferred the non-pineappley one but couldn't find one for a decent price. Still, should be better than the super-cheap crappy ones :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
# ooh
looks pretty good,
let me know what you think when you finally get hold of it
ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Ooh, cool
I shall
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