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# Like this Mue?
(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Well done spelling my name.
But yeah, pretty much like that. That dildo wouldn't touch the sides, by the way. Have anything bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Aubergine?
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:14, archived)
# lolololololololol not a bad troll 7/10.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)
# ...can't be that bad -- being a /talk virgin
EDIT: *stalks k3b/-\b's stats*

...impressive!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)
# oh so he is, that's pathetic. lose 3 troll points.
4/10 Speshal, are you going to improve by laying into talk?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Oh
you knows it klaart.
(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Someone explain before I jump to EXTREME CONCLUSIONS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)
# someone clipclopped over his bridge.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)
# just be careful where you land with that thing going invisible and all...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)
# *EXPLAINS*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Speshal is my gay lover. This is our way of coming out and annoucning our impending civil partnership.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)
# WHO GIVES AND WHO RECEIVES?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)
# it doesn't matter, come over here and suck your wife's dick
/old prison joke
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)
# I give on mondays, wednesdays and fridays.
Sundays are wild.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)
# I'm pretty sure
it's obvious who receives ?
(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Jesus.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Has spesh been letting out our roleplay secrets?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Shsush darlink
or I will tell them about your rubber fetish.
(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Yeah because I was alright with the Jesus thing, but being in rubber makes it much worse.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)
# No, Jesus saves, idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Don't you mean 'Oh. No, Jesus saves, idiot.' ?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)
# "Oh no! Jesus saved the idiot!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)
# No
Jesus saves.






George Best scores on the rebound.









(I've never been a troll before, it's quite good fun, what what)
(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)
# JESUS SAVES!!!
the rest of you take 10 damage.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)
# *de-lurks*
I can't sleep. What's going on?
Is this what old school b3ta was like?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)
# it was a bad dream
drink some warm milk and go back to bed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
# thank god for that....
It was horrible - there was a troll, then he turned out to be all chatty...and then I woke up.

*drinks warm milk*


*goes back to bed*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Is he circumcised?Can you imagine what his anus is like?
Would you like to sodomize him? Would you like to put your penis right into his anus, thrust it up his anus? Tell me what you would do. How would you kiss him?Describe how you'd reach over and unzip his greasy jeans, then take out his penis. Would you kiss it or suck it right away?Which hand would you hold it in? Have you ever sucked a penis?Do you know what semen tastes like? Have you ever tasted semen? Some semen is saltier than others
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)
# How did you know my jeans are greasy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)
# You know what fuck this bitch her so called original speech was also bullshit
What fucking CEO why does every bitch think all that matters is being a CEO or that anyone she knows will ever be one? Cunt you don't want equality you want some narcissistic version of reality where you are whisked around the world making life changing decisions for us mere mortals. Cunt you want to be equal for the next 50 generation go get blown to shit in a WWI battle field or go die in a coal mine cave in then we will be equal. Feminist equality never means having to do the hard dirty work that built civilization in the first place, it means getting to work in a nice safe office bossing people around and spreading gossip. You fucking parasite.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
# you've just summed up all of these posts...
stlouis.craigslist.org/search/cas/?query=m4m
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Stop policing other people you have no idea what damage you may cause in the long run.
Or better yet go find Mike Tyson and tell him to stop acting crazy. You are man enough to push around a little girl because it is safe and you know it. I have no respect for your cowardice and moral outrage. I would love to show you how it feels to have someone else impose their will on you. First thing you lose is your sense of hearing its the anticipation of whats about to come then it feels like time slows down and everything is moving in slow motion, then once the beating begins you feel the pain but after about five minutes you go numb and can't feel their boots and clubs hitting you anymore and thats right about the point you lose contentiousness.

You have no right unless things get physical to get involved this isn't Sex and the City, this is life and you can't control it you fucking wonce.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
# errrr
https://www.find-a-therapist.com/
(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)
# How am I a homophobe if I want to produce gay porn staring you and your dad?
I can only imagine how hard I will cum watching father son incest porn as long as you and your dad are over 18.

I am no zionist Israel is not my idea of an ideal solution.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)
# hahaha what are these people?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Fuck the British, they just aren't relevant anymore.
With their Queens and Fags. What have they produced in the last 20 years that adds any value to the world?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Simon Cowell?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)
# FUCK
Chris Crapper!!!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:40, archived)
# IGNORE CHRIS CRAPPER!
maybye he will go away
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:44, archived)
# !!! Oh no!
NAWT NISE!
AI HIT YOU!
*slaps on thighs*

edit: And to answer your question, I'd have to say b3ta :p
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)
# I have no idea
some kind of idiots I presume
(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
# pepped up american 14 year olds that hopefully end up in financial difficulty.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)
# 10 points.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Wheeeeeee
this is fun, can we be troll buddies?
(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)
# I'm not a troll.
This is just the gayshift in full swing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Oh
I thought we had a bond :(

On the upside I met Lloyd Grossman last night - he gave me some free sauce.
(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)
# Yeah, all over your butt.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)
# Like
there is anywhere else you'd put it....?.....?
(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)
# I was implying Lloyd Grossman's sauce was in fact his semen, though you misinterpreted that I meant you put his pasta sauces all over your butt.
I can only think this indicates a lack of imagination on your part, you will now I imagine retcon this and tell me that you meant semen too.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)
# They
don't call it speshal sauce without reason.


Personally I thought everyone out semen in their pasta sauce.
(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:01, archived)