

Has he got detachable legs or something?
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:23,
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And even I make a minor effort to make myself look less hideous.
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:27,
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YEAH, YOU FUCK WITH ME, YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET! BADLY REALISED SIMILES, THAT'S WHAT!
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:32,
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I think if any of us looked like that we'd get more action than we currently do. And from lesbians too!
"Why yes, it is an incredibly realistic strap on."
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:38,
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"Why yes, it is an incredibly realistic strap on."

Damn I was at a party the other night where some of the dykes made me look feminine, I wish I'd thought of that line, instead of the one I did use.
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:39,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs
number one in Australia in 1980
you do love your wogs really
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:37,
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number one in Australia in 1980
you do love your wogs really

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaddup_You_Face#Australia
I'm pretty sure I've heard "Bite Your Bum" somewhere along the line, too
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:39,
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I'm pretty sure I've heard "Bite Your Bum" somewhere along the line, too

I THINK SOME PEOPLE MAYBE LOVE RAYMOND A LITTLE TOO MUCH

I'M SORRY, I DON'T GET MY NEW GLASSES TIL THURSDAY AT THE EARLIEST

I kinda preferred not being a slave to the lens
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:57,
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Can I be your Australian branch?
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:59,
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