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# I think the point was more
that he used taxpayer's money to house his ducks.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
# I'd rather the ducks were well housed
than out in the cold, quacking softly as their downy feathers are buffeted by the cold, harsh wind.

Think about that, next time Harriet Harman appears on your television box, shouting forth noises and wind-sounds.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
# "Now that all the politicians have been sacked, there is nowhere for these poor ducks to live"
*close-up of a duck, in grainy blank and white, as it quacks in slow-motion*

quaaaaaaccckkkkkk.

"Look at the expression on it's little beak... It misses its duck island..."

quaaaaaaccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# yeah but he could have used taxpayers money on worse things ;D
Like ummmm....... A big electro plated statue of Donny Osmond, or a marmalade stapler, or a gun that shoots butter. The way I see it, the ducks won, so in a way we all won
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
# I'm off to firebox.com
I want a marmalade stapler
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Purchase it with the double-barrel butter gun
and breafast time toast making will become a whole new world of fun :D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)