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# V. disappointed with the North this morning
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# *wheels out Nick Griffin quote*
"I'm not racist, because racism is a crime. And only black people commit crime."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
# yes me too
I am not in the north, but I forgot to vote. I'm just glad that BNP didn't get voted in for my region. They carpet bombed the area with posters.

part of the reason for changing my name from Griffin Saver was in case anyone thought I wanted anything other than fiery hurty death in store for this 'man'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Don't blame me
I went across to the campus to vote, but left my voting card behind

Bought a pint of milk though...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
# was it RACIST milk?
(I'm only joking!)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
# You don't need your voting card to vote
FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
# It was a fail indeed
so actually - it was my fault


(I'd have voted Green anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
# I was most amused to find Arthur Skagill standing in my constituency
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
# I'd have voted Scargill



no, hang on, no I wouldn't - I'd have forgotten
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
# I'd edit my spelling
but it's Monday so laziness is the rule of the day

:O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)
# you know what?
I hadn't even noticed

wasn't being sarcastic - I just read what I thought was there

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
# God I wish I had that ability
'cos while I'm busy constructing Crystal Reports today I could pretend I was reading something more interesting like the phone book
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Please tell me that you "charge them with moonlight"
and arrange them in circles with joss sticks before writing the report :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
# I really think it would help
if they had a polling station in the student union. Ours was bloody miles away
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)
# they got nowhere here
and our Green MEP got re-elected

the 'rise' of the BNP - it's taken them 27 years to struggle to the first rung of a very, very tall ladder - doesn't show that people like the BNP, it shows that people are a) fed up of the current lot and b) thick
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
# and c)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)
# I was amazed
that the Barking & Dagenham lot up the road from me didn't vote them in.
That's supposedly a key BNP battleground
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Are there very many immigrants in the North?
Or is it all perceived "immigrunts takin ur jobs - dats y ur out of wrk"?

Was in Derbyshire over the weekend and didn't hear a single foreign language or accent.

Edit: However, I did eat the single most gloriously cooked bit of liver I have ever eaten.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
# was it from a pakistani immigrant?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
# You know it
No fava beans or a nice Chianti though. Just gravy and a pint of ale
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
# There's quite a large proportion of Ethnicicities in Yorkshire
.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Hmm, well let's hope the Northern BNP voters don't come down to London
they may spontaneously combust from all the multiculturalism.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
# I agree. I love Yorkshire, it's my home, but it also sucks.
(Northern Lovely, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
# The thing is
the BNP got less votes than they did in 2004, but the Labour vote collapsed, which is hardly surprising
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
# I know, but still
They got 10% of the vote here :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Talk about pissing on the 65th D-Day anniversary
and every grave of soldiers who died fighting the Nazis :(

I don't know who's more of a fuckwit, the BNP MEP candidates, or the people who thought voting for them is a 'protest vote' against MPs.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
# I have to LOL at UKIP MEPs
Who were effectively campaigning to lose their own jobs
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
# ^ this
very much this.

My sig is in honour of the D-Day landings
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
# so what's shopped here?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
# it's more shock than shop this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
# If you complain about this image, you're as bad as Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
# i'm not complaining I just don't understand it...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Which bit do you not understand?
(Northern Lovely, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
# um...i'm just confused
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Gah
Griffin's a cunt, and I know how to spot them.

The little cross that he wears pinned to his lapel is a good start. Everyone at school who wore one of them was, without fail, an arsehole of the highest order.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
# what sort of cross is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
# A burning one?
Because frankly that would just be impractical
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)
# what if it was
the FIRE OF RIGHTEOUS INDIGNITY? Or some other such bollockry?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
# I am fucking livid.
After all the media during the campaign - "we need to get the count up otherwise these people will stroll into seats", for idle apathetic bastards to sit there blaming MPs' expenses for not getting of their fat arses and walking the 200m down the road to the polling station is utterly inexcusable.

I'm going to move to Derbyshire.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
# I'm sick of hearing about
the "MPs expense fiasco". I honestly don't care that an MP in the south of england has a small island for ducks, or a moat or whatever.

In fact, I find that positively inspiring.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha ^This^
My comments upon hearing about it ran along the lines of "Well at least he likes ducks! I like ducks too, so we have something in common, he can't be all that bad!"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
# I think the point was more
that he used taxpayer's money to house his ducks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
# I'd rather the ducks were well housed
than out in the cold, quacking softly as their downy feathers are buffeted by the cold, harsh wind.

Think about that, next time Harriet Harman appears on your television box, shouting forth noises and wind-sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
# "Now that all the politicians have been sacked, there is nowhere for these poor ducks to live"
*close-up of a duck, in grainy blank and white, as it quacks in slow-motion*

quaaaaaaccckkkkkk.

"Look at the expression on it's little beak... It misses its duck island..."

quaaaaaaccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# yeah but he could have used taxpayers money on worse things ;D
Like ummmm....... A big electro plated statue of Donny Osmond, or a marmalade stapler, or a gun that shoots butter. The way I see it, the ducks won, so in a way we all won
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
# I'm off to firebox.com
I want a marmalade stapler
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Purchase it with the double-barrel butter gun
and breafast time toast making will become a whole new world of fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
# It just makes me think of this....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Bwahahaha
More of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
# The BNP
Promoting "We're not racist, but..." as a valid start to a sentence since 1983
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Yes
It's complimenting my Idiot Monday nicely. Today it started with: Turn on door buzzer. BUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
'Hello?'
'We have a reservation.'
'Sorry. At the very top of your booking form and our booking site under a title in capital letters saying, "Please reads the following termas and conditions before booking.' it says that the earliest check in is at 11am after that it says we can't take your luggage beforehand unless you give me advanced notice.'
'OK. Sorry. Can we leave our luggage with you?'

Grrrr. This is a regular occurance and almost always accompanied by a Japanese accent.

Oh. 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Lacist
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
# How is it discrimination against race
when it's an observation on observation?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Because we live in delicate times
where comparing anything to anything, or making a obvservation on something that someone of a non-white ethnic origin does is inherently racist.

Apparently

and it was an attempt to link your comments to the rest of the thread
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
# "I'm not racist, but I live the Japs"
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
# bloody foreginers coming over here, and erm
staying in our hostels!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Yes dammit
Actually the ones that piss me off are the one that book and thin, 'ah this hostel thing. It's a quarter the price of a hotel room. I shall book this and expect to be treated like I'm at the Ritz with all the facilities and freebies I would expect there.'
Then just moan the entire stay and then complain that £20 a night in cluding a full continental breakfast, free WIFI, check in beer, Sky TV and free BBQs was a rip off.
I used to advertise that we did the occasional free BBQ until I started getting bad review and ratings from guests who stayed one or two nights and it pissed down the entire time saying that they didn't get one.
I did a free one last week and an American group complained that they didn't get one everyday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I stayed in a £35 a night hotel in Brighton
which didn't have half of that stuff! £20 a night, in London with all that and you're getting complaints?! Some people don't know they're fucking born!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
# *shakes a 'I know your dad fist*
What makes me the angriest is the fact that these people are travelling to new countries unprepared. They're stupid and the world preys on stupid travellers. If they've not bothered to read the terms and conditions they don't know we stop taking people after 10pm. THey arrive at, say, midnight, can't get in, they're in the centre of london in the busy season. They're going to have to wander the street of London all night with all their valuable, at risk because London centre is fully booked in advance at that time of year.
They'll arrive in the morning when we open (if they haven't been stabbed, raped or robbed) to find as they didn't lost their booking and have a shite holiday staying in some shit hole coz that's the only type of place that'll have room.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Did you say
"check in beer"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
# I had to re-read that too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
# check in beer?
Sorry I meant chicken beer. ALl the goodness of chicken in a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Sounds awesome
;)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Sky tv ?????
I thought you kicked out the tv detector man saying you didnt have any tv
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Good memory that man:P
Yes I did. Years ago. THat was not for work though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Pity...I was about to report you and claim a reward ;)
I could do with £100
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
# On the bright side, you've not got a Nazi speaking with your voice to an entire continent...
'ning Senhor Ghost.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Just realised a fascist represents me :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
# does their luggage endure the biscuit?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
# You don't know how much I laughed at that
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
# no i don't, but you can tell me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
# hahaha
Yes. Yes it does!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
# the smilie makes this brilliant.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Yeah
WHen I am king people who use smilies when writing will be first against the wall. THem and people that use LOL in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# don't blame all the North..
they didn't win any seats here in Cumbria. Sad news though.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Yeh, it's all goin a bit 1980's round ere:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/south_yorkshire/8086919.stm

And of course said filthy homos NEVER pay their council tax...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
# hahah christ, what a relic
Peter Davies, of the English Democrats, said: "My policy on gays and lesbians is very simple.

"I don't think councils should be spending money on them parading through town advertising their sexuality."

"They should come round my house and perform a private burlesque bumming service just for me. That's what council taxpayers want. With stripy flags"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
# "Peter is now truly the Boris Johnson of the north."
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
# I know,
that's unfair on Boris I think!

Too many chavs with the right to vote round ere, and disaffected lefties who won't, I think we're doomed...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
# ,
the only time I've ever cheered the Church was when the Archbishops of York & Canterbury told everyone not to vote BNP.
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)