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# ahhhh I see what you did there
edit: Oooh a viking icon
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Brother 'nother mother, yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Shnizzle mo frizzle
or summat.

I'm wearing a shirt today that makes me look like a gay line-dancer \o/

MWAH x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I've got a western shirt on too!
*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# YAY
*throws Stetson in the air*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# How are you, poppet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Cold, very cold.
And I have a bad neck, which makes me walk around like a 1980's Cyberman.

I want to be home in bed with hot drinks and blankies.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# *cuddles up on her lap* my poor preciouskins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# *curls into ball*
*sleepz*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
# GOD I want to go home.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# me too.
So here's the plan.

You distract the guards by vomiting in the corner and pretending to be ill - when they come in, I will hit them over the head with my big shoe (which I have filled with dirt). Once they are unconcious, we fashion French peasant outfits out of the bed sheets and smear the shoe dirt on our faces as a dirt disguise. We smuggle ourselves aboard the daily french peasant whore truck and once we are clear of the perimeter walls, I will overpower the driver with a ninja neck pinch. Once the truck slows down enough for us to leap safely from it, we head towards the border, muttering under our breath something about fleas and diarrhea - which will keep curious people from approaching us. Once at the border, we hide behind a bush and wait till nightfall - then crawl on our bellies to the coast, where Paul in his waiting boat will pick us up and boat us over to a cornish tea house where we will eat lovely scones with clotted cream and jam and sip lots and lots of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Or we could use the transporter
/Red Dwarf Quotes
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
# You stole my plan you bitch!

except the fleas and diarrhea bit, and to be fair that was probably going to be where mine failed
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Oh my life, that sounds amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# testicles!!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# A 'vikon'?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Dixie!
*runs*
*sees fear dawning in Dixon's eyes*
*makes the leap*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MYYYY NEEECCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!
*makes internet order for wheelchair while Jessie is in midflight*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I think we've got a bit of a Matrix thing going on here
I've had time to do today's Metro sudoku in the time I've been leaping ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)