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# hahaha
Nicely done sir :)

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# not too bad earl...
had a row with my boss this morning, but apart from that all is dandy

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Bobbing along in this ocean of life
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# 'I like this' :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# See I do talk sense some times :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# *icebergs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Plenty of them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Why is that people who work in post offices are always in bad moods?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Also: What's the deal with airline peanuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I've never been given peanuts on a flight as far as I recall.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I like the little socks they give you
and the Crabtree & Evelyn washbags
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I never wore those socks.
Wish I had now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# do you have deep throat thrombosis?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I was - in some US domestic flights, that's their idea of a light midday meal (that or horrible little pretzel things)
Why then when you land, their idea of a light midday meal is a whole side of beef in a bun?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# i've a peculiar soft spot for the british airways wocester sauce maize snacks
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# They don't want to use extra fuel with the added weight
but then when you arrived at your destination they panicked and thought you were starving and needed fattening up
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Wouldn't know, never flown
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# never?
EVER?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Nope
Seeing a plain crash in front of you when you are 8, kinds of sticks with you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# TALK ABOUT THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# I HAVE
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# They contain large amounts of anti-gravity
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# thats how planes take off, then they feed the peanuts to passengers and the plane slowly loses anti-gravity allowing it to land
SCIENCETM
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Silly Air france, ran out of peanuts
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# The clues in the question...
It is annoying though.

It's the classic "this job would be great if i didn't have to deal with the public".

Like Tube staff.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Entirely this.
I have never, ever encountered a tube staff member who has had a redeeming quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Of course, they are a race of troglodytes distantly related to humans, imprisoned in the late victorian era and bonded into service of the queen
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Hahaha *clicks*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# ooh I have
at Baker street a few weeks ago. I misheard an announcement so asked the nearest member of staff.

She was black and had a frenchlike accent so possibly West African. She was absolutely lovely and pretty and sweet and cute and adorable and British Transport police are such bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# My mate works there
he's normally in the ticket office.

Thoroughly nice chap
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Yep
I know the look I will get when I drop off some pre paid postage parcels today, it will be that look of 'What the fuck do you thing we are, a postal service'
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# And why is everyone - without exception - who works for the tube
An utterly obstreperous, not-my-problem, work shy, public-hating git?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Because they are
Is there some reason to why if it goes past 8pm on the underground you only see black people working in the stations?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I've got a amte
who works on the tube and isn't a twunt.

Just the one, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# LIES.
POIDH
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# I bet he's popular, everyone wants to be friends with the freakshow
It's a conversation starter.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)