Just when I thought I was done...
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I saw this at the weekend and had a new flash of inspiration...
DE-WTF???!!!
DE-WTF???!!!
From the Shatner! challenge. See all 361 entries (closed)
( , Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
not too bad earl...
had a row with my boss this morning, but apart from that all is dandy
Yourself?
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:20,
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Yourself?
Why is that people who work in post offices are always in bad moods?
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25,
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I like the little socks they give you
and the Crabtree & Evelyn washbags
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:29,
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I was - in some US domestic flights, that's their idea of a light midday meal (that or horrible little pretzel things)
Why then when you land, their idea of a light midday meal is a whole side of beef in a bun?
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:29,
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i've a peculiar soft spot for the british airways wocester sauce maize snacks
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:33,
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They don't want to use extra fuel with the added weight
but then when you arrived at your destination they panicked and thought you were starving and needed fattening up
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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Nope
Seeing a plain crash in front of you when you are 8, kinds of sticks with you
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:31,
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thats how planes take off, then they feed the peanuts to passengers and the plane slowly loses anti-gravity allowing it to land
SCIENCETM
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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The clues in the question...
It is annoying though.
It's the classic "this job would be great if i didn't have to deal with the public".
Like Tube staff.
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:28,
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It's the classic "this job would be great if i didn't have to deal with the public".
Like Tube staff.
Entirely this.
I have never, ever encountered a tube staff member who has had a redeeming quality.
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:29,
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Of course, they are a race of troglodytes distantly related to humans, imprisoned in the late victorian era and bonded into service of the queen
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:36,
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ooh I have
at Baker street a few weeks ago. I misheard an announcement so asked the nearest member of staff.
She was black and had a frenchlike accent so possibly West African. She was absolutely lovely and pretty and sweet and cute and adorable and British Transport police are such bastards
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:37,
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She was black and had a frenchlike accent so possibly West African. She was absolutely lovely and pretty and sweet and cute and adorable and British Transport police are such bastards
My mate works there
he's normally in the ticket office.
Thoroughly nice chap
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:47,
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Thoroughly nice chap
Yep
I know the look I will get when I drop off some pre paid postage parcels today, it will be that look of 'What the fuck do you thing we are, a postal service'
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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And why is everyone - without exception - who works for the tube
An utterly obstreperous, not-my-problem, work shy, public-hating git?
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:29,
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Because they are
Is there some reason to why if it goes past 8pm on the underground you only see black people working in the stations?
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:32,
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I've got a amte
who works on the tube and isn't a twunt.
Just the one, mind
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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Just the one, mind
I bet he's popular, everyone wants to be friends with the freakshow
It's a conversation starter.
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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It's utter pish!
and not even in an ironic way
It's just dreadful
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:23,
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It's just dreadful
Pish in a good way
One Armed Boxer
Shock 'Em Dead
Both of these are at least 70 different types of ace. The first one's your typical 'shitty chinese overdubbing wins plus crap SFX' but the second has:
Hair metal
Voodoo
Glowing Eyes
Tits
Double Headed Guitars
and
Traci Lords
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25,
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Shock 'Em Dead
Both of these are at least 70 different types of ace. The first one's your typical 'shitty chinese overdubbing wins plus crap SFX' but the second has:
Hair metal
Voodoo
Glowing Eyes
Tits
Double Headed Guitars
and
Traci Lords
Have you seen their version of terminator?
They even recycle their sound effects
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRca5pLTxIw
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRca5pLTxIw
what the flock?
I have no idea whats going on there...
I've got Snakes on a TRAIN to watch, and a mate of mine is threatening to make me watch War of the Worlds 2
Mega Shark uses the same set for two different ships, and a jap submarine
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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I've got Snakes on a TRAIN to watch, and a mate of mine is threatening to make me watch War of the Worlds 2
Mega Shark uses the same set for two different ships, and a jap submarine
Saw war of the worlds two the other day........
I really want those 120 minutes of my life back sooooo badly!
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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hahaha it actually has debbie gibson in it as well!
take that starlet! Bill Hicks had his revenge from beyond the grave!
I've got I am Omega and Transmorphers from asylum. Omega is actually a really solid b-movie
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:32,
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I've got I am Omega and Transmorphers from asylum. Omega is actually a really solid b-movie
The trailer is on youtube
and is sensational.
Including what appears to be the shark BITING THROUGH THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE. SERIOUSLY.
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:23,
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Including what appears to be the shark BITING THROUGH THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE. SERIOUSLY.
It truly is dire, isn't it :)
any film where the man in charge of a huge military taskforce has a pony-tail is doomed to the annals of movie hell
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25,
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Definately channeling The Seagul
We tried to get drunk watching it, bu8t I think it actually sobered us up.
We spent the second half spotting the recycled sets and SFX shots, like when the octopus loses the same tentacle twice, but they reverse the shot
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:32,
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We spent the second half spotting the recycled sets and SFX shots, like when the octopus loses the same tentacle twice, but they reverse the shot