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# *enlightens*
www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=155
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# OH I SEE
the production stills make it look like Jason X.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# It's utter pish!
and not even in an ironic way

It's just dreadful
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Pish in a good way
One Armed Boxer
Shock 'Em Dead



Both of these are at least 70 different types of ace. The first one's your typical 'shitty chinese overdubbing wins plus crap SFX' but the second has:

Hair metal
Voodoo
Glowing Eyes
Tits
Double Headed Guitars
and
Traci Lords
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# ah... Traci
sign of quality
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# OH YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Have you seen their version of terminator?
They even recycle their sound effects
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRca5pLTxIw
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# what the flock?
I have no idea whats going on there...

I've got Snakes on a TRAIN to watch, and a mate of mine is threatening to make me watch War of the Worlds 2

Mega Shark uses the same set for two different ships, and a jap submarine
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Saw war of the worlds two the other day........
I really want those 120 minutes of my life back sooooo badly!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Well whats the ship got to do with it
Leave the ship alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# hahaha it actually has debbie gibson in it as well!
take that starlet! Bill Hicks had his revenge from beyond the grave!

I've got I am Omega and Transmorphers from asylum. Omega is actually a really solid b-movie
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)