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# I just realised it was Rob's Birthday
So I baked a cake with a fire engine on it just for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:24, archived)
# Except
I got the name wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:27, archived)
# thank you for my cake
you can call me Charles. I don't mind. I had a uncle called Charles. He was arrested for cottaging in the 50s - and spent the rest of his life playing the piano on the QE2.

Has anybody else had a family member arrested on a sexual offence?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:33, archived)
# Not arrested but......
My brother was once caught with his old chap in the hoover by our mum.Ooooooh Matron
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:39, archived)
# I've never put my winkle in the dyson
did your brother like it?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:40, archived)
# was it the beating
the sweeping or the cleaning action that hurt most?
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:26, archived)
# Yes..
My auntie Martha Farqwa was once arrested by special branch for operating a small cell or Maoist terrorists from a secret Marmot farm in Maida Vale.
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:42, archived)
# Marmot In the Mist
(Ix the Wiz, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:51, archived)
# My grandfather
was a bit of a gun runner. He never got caught, but another member of my family way back was hung for being a bad boy...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:45, archived)
# hung for
what kind of bad bwoy stuff? was he a yardie?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:48, archived)
# No, I'm Irish.
he was a rebel, and hung by the evil British. Funnily my grandfather was a gunrunner for the other side.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:51, archived)
# Was he
hung well? Good rope and solid knots and all that?
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:49, archived)
# I think so
It killed him..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:53, archived)
# Good point
But I've heard that they get it wrong, and the accused's head pops off like a champagne cork.....
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:58, archived)
# I think
you made that up? Unless you're hung using cheese cutting type wire..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:04, archived)
# Ahh Cheese
it brings back fond memories, holidaying in the Alps and munching on a fondue..Ahh those were the days, of course it had to end when the Alpine goathearder drowned in our lake of discarded emmental

What's your favorite cheese - Mine's halloumi.
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:07, archived)
# I like rock hard cheese
In France you get extra hard mimmolette. It's got lumps of salt in it. Lovely...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:11, archived)
# find your cheese profile at..
www.ilovecheese.com
(nic*, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:13, archived)
# Salty lumps eh?
This is it....

(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:14, archived)
# I nearly bought some haloumi last night
I'm glad someone else likes it too.
Good GOD my life is like, so rock & roll.

I love cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:31, archived)
# it's not a sexual offence per se, is it?
more an absence-of-sexual offence.

or did you mean playing piano on the QE2
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:17, archived)