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# If you need to chill out, go and find some cows
They are the most chilled out animal ever
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
# not when you throw em on a barbecue. :p
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# they're scary
large, quiet and scary
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
# You city folk :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
# hey!
there's at least 3 farms near me, plus i used to spend every summer on one. i just see animals as food.
even pets. if you can't eat them, i don't see the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
# You have to deal with animals in a different way to people
It is all about body language, eye contact and the tone in your voice
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
# yes
you have to eat them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Animals are great,
both raw and cooked.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
# the only useful animal i never ate
was my pet tarantula. she kept away people i didn't like because they were scared of her. she was also great for freaking out old ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
# top tip
deep fat fry (in crispy batter) when dead :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
# so i've heard
one of the few things i've never tried
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)
# cows are evil
and i live in the country
they follow you, they stamp on your feet and head butt you
cows are bastards and they shit all over the place
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
# That is probably just you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I used to live 1/2 a mile away from a cow farm
...its not just me and my m8 worked on a farm shoveling cowpats all day for £9 an hour
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
# they snot on you, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
# i try to avoid being that near to one...
cows are bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
# they are
geese like to be fed bits of carrot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
# This is true.
My girlfriend always wants to go and cuddle them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I want to cuddle them too
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
# they'll kick and squash you
cows are bastards... be warned
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)