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(Thu 19th Mar 2009, 1:37, More)


(Tue 15th Mar 2005, 19:09, More)

their adverts weren't always as cool

(Mon 31st Jan 2005, 21:30, More)

have a hasslehoff

(Thu 30th Dec 2004, 0:27, More)

In a parallel universe.......

John Rhys-Davies would've been in Flash Gordon
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 14:53, More)

shhhhhhhhh.......stay really still

He's an inquisitive little fella, but he's also really shy.
(Tue 24th Aug 2004, 13:16, More)

this never happens...

edit: jeepers, didn't expect that. Thanx for the comments peepholes
(Thu 19th Aug 2004, 15:40, More)

kids these days with their playstation2's and their xbox's

they just don't appreciate good old fashioned entertainment.
edit:holy crapola, fanku mushly
(Tue 15th Jun 2004, 16:23, More)

she thought she was going on a super fantastic journey through time and space

ooh well.
thanx to "The two british VampireMonkeyOnSpeeds hiding in the cupboard" for t'original gif
(Sun 7th Mar 2004, 20:48, More)


edit: Oh my, a FP. I shall have to get drunkended more often.
(Sun 7th Mar 2004, 2:09, More)

leonardo knew.

(Fri 14th Nov 2003, 14:45, More)

I left some milky bread outside for this lil critter last night

but when I got up I found that he'd eaten my dog instead.
(Sat 25th Oct 2003, 16:34, More)

I've made my cat float

simply by tying a piece of toast, butter side up, onto its back.
now if I can just make some sort of stabiliser
(Sun 19th Oct 2003, 23:56, More)

Crappy phones

even crappier games
eeeek, FP. My mate'll kill me now cos he had the idea first.
(Tue 14th Oct 2003, 23:57, More)

the space invaders cabaret

got poor reviews, apparently there wasn't much variation in the dance routines.
edit: how random that my post is above a galaxian piccy
(Tue 23rd Sep 2003, 15:10, More)

yay for lego related posts

(Wed 10th Sep 2003, 2:24, More)


He also had a hit sinlge
(Sat 29th Mar 2003, 11:53, More)

Not fluffy

Click for horrific biggie

I don't know what the hell it is, but it's at the end of my garden and it's scaring the crap outta me.
edit(ace, 1st front page eva. I'm dead chuffed I am.)
(Thu 6th Mar 2003, 18:27, More)

why ?

very, very bad.
(Fri 7th Feb 2003, 17:49, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Beautiful Moments

I had a shit after 3 weeks of chronic constipation.
I almost saw god.
(Tue 15th Mar 2005, 19:49, More)

» Breakin' The Law

When I was a teenager
me and my mates used to spent lots of time in my car, driving up into the countryside to get stoned. One time we were on our way back home, it was late and we were all wasted. We get back into civilisation and almost immediately we're being tailed by the cops. I asked who had any weed on them and everyone said no, but I had 1/2 ounce in my pocket!!?? So after a mile or so, the lights go on and they pull us over. I step out of the car and try to remain as calm as possible but figure that this time it's curtains. The first cop asks me to come round to the back of the car while the other one starts to question my mates by the passenger window. So after the usual questions this guy asks me to open up the boot. I oblige and he has a rummage about, then the other policeman shouts my guy over and he leaves me at the back of the car ON MY OWN. So quick as a flash I throw my gear into the trunk just before the cops look over at me and my chap says "You can shut the boot now and come here." I do this and the next thing I'm hearing is "empty out your pockets." The look on my mates faces was a picture as I turned both pockets out completely empty. They searched the whole car and all my mates but never tried the boot again. Poor guys drove off feeling very confused as we all sat in my car laughing our asses off. Turns out the reason the policeman questioning my mates had called my fella over was because he'd spotted a ripped rizla packet on the dashboard. Aaaah so near and yet so far away.
edit: That was all a long time ago and I am now a model member of society. Don't do drugs kids, I did them so I can tell you all about it.
(Thu 8th Jan 2004, 1:51, More)

» Pet Names

not my cats but..
I knew a guy who had 2 cats, a boy called "sensi" and a girl called "melia". obvious reasons really!
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 20:59, More)