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# Pastrami and quaver sandwiches are amazing.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# oh my
you've just caused my stomach to digest my other organs. I need lunch.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# *nods*
Yeah, you know it.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I imagine you speak the truth.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Oh I do.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# eugh
quavers are the 3rd worst snack in the world after wotsits and skips
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# THE FUCK?
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# not now, dear

(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# you heard.
Pastrami is good, but I often find it all comes out of a sandwich on the first bite
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Hold it tightly.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# You are wrong.
Wrong.

Not only wrong, but potentially dangerous.

You should be locked up.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Quavers are my favourite crisps.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# they aren't crisps
they are a maize snack

they are made of corn, and fuck knows what they have done with it.

Crisps are made from potatoes.
as are chips.

Doritos are also called chips although they too are made from corn. But we know who does that don't we
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# But...but... I don't care.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# And not caring is 1/2 the battle
GI JOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEE!
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Now we know!
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD CARE
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# FUCKING MAKE ME, VORDERMAN
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# JUST WAIT TIL SCIENCE CATCHES UP WITH ME
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# IT'S GOING TO DO TERRIBLE THINGS TO YOUR ORIFICICICICICICICES.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# You are obviously a mental
Wotsits are the food of kings, quavers and skips being equally as spectacular. Oh and cheese tasters from M&S.. *THUNK*
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I am a mental
But I still like all of these corn based snacks, I've not had any crisps in about 6 months though :(
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# :(
Let's have a maize-based Party of Wonder.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# CRISPS CRISPS CRISPS
McCoys especially.

At a push I will entertain hulahoops, chipsticks or maybe frazzles. but never the wotsit, the quaver, the skip or worst of all, the pringle.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# chipsticks and frazzles are also amazing.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# no
on second thought. they aren't
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I'm going to call you Sergeant Mouth Wrong from now on.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# ha!
we'll see
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)