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# In other news
I'm dipping hazelnut wafers in black coffee and having the best few minutes of my day so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Ace
*anaphelactic shocks*

I like the pink wafer things, as they remind me of my Gran, because she always had them when we went 'round hers.

Does this make me gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Ah.
Can I be a lesbian then?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Show me your tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
# *shows*
*flexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Now show me your flaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
# On your TAILCOAT!
ON YOUR TAILCOAT!
Oh, god.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
# O_O
yerwhat?

Edit: fuck me, I'm thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Tailcoat flaps = hurrah. Vagabond flaps = rude
You are not thick, I am a nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Sorry, chuck
I'm being a bell end.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
# No. Now it's your turn first.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
# But you don't even WANT to see mine
I want to see yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Madam
I assure you I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# A likely story.
Alright *flash*

now you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Excellent
I'm drinking cold tea and contemplating whether to go outside somewhere for lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
# It's raining.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
# 'snot
It's lovely sunshine!

Where's Mstandot when you need him...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Maaaaaaaaaarrrrrvellous
I've just finished soup and am trying to ignore the wagon wheels in the cupboard
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Oooooh, fax me one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Normal or jam?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Normal, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
# *faxes*
It may be coming through over several pages
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Aaaah it's got jammed.
There's marshmallow coming out of the edges.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Fancy a wagon wheel?
*offers*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Clearly I must work on my internet hugs and cuddles
they are outmatched by hazelnut wafers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
# These are REALLY GOOD though.
Austrian Delicious Hazelnut Wafers. Made by the excellently named Spitz.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
# What about real hugs?
Would a real hug be better?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Always!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Then I shall have to find excuses to visit the south more often
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)