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# Worst fears?
Lionel Blears.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# WOULD!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# *fears*
*adblocks*
*turns off monitor for good measure*

I think I'm allergic to Blears. She looks like the sort of person who could suddenly turn and bite your face off.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Also the kind of woman that'd get a bit too drunk
then try to back her young son's best friend into a corner when she catches him on her own, before trying to envelop him in the navy blue fake silk grundies she's kept smelling of talc in her top drawer since 1988.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# *awards Unpleasant Image award*
where's Grunty when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Being ill, poor poppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# oh dear
poor chap

perhaps I'll send him a nice case of Merlot
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Ahh, a kind man you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# ... and then bite his face off.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# In a manner of speaking
certainly she'll have had a few years without a proper kiss. Out of practice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Ewwwww.
I think you've just given the world the concept of the anti-MILF.

Or the MINLF, if you can pronounce it.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)