OK then (by secret consensus!) <irony>...It is getting close to the end of the day in a class of 6 year olds
The teacher says 'Well class. I am going to ask some questions, and if you give me the correct answer you can go home 10 minutes early'
'Hooray' shout the kids
'OK' says teacher, 'Tommy, you can go first. What did you do at playtime?'
'I played in the sand pit Miss.' said Tommy
'OK good. Can you spell SAND for me' asks teacher
'S-A-N-D' says Tommy
'well done Tommy, you can go home early' says teacher
'Now then, Sally! what did you do at playtime?' asks teacher
'I played in the sand pit as well Miss' says Sally
'OK good - spell PIT for me please' asks teacher
'P-I-T' says Sally
'Well done Sally! you can go home early too' says teacher
'Now then, who's next' says teacher, 'Ahh Ranjit - did you play in the sand pit too?'
'No Miss' said Ranjit 'The other kids wouldn't let me because I am Pakistani Miss'
'Oh no' says teacher. 'That's racial discrimination that is Ranjit!'
'Spell RACIAL DISCRIMINATION for me'
</Irony > I will remove it if it offends (as the bishop said to the etc)
(The teacher says 'Well class. I am going to ask some questions, and if you give me the correct answer you can go home 10 minutes early'
'Hooray' shout the kids
'OK' says teacher, 'Tommy, you can go first. What did you do at playtime?'
'I played in the sand pit Miss.' said Tommy
'OK good. Can you spell SAND for me' asks teacher
'S-A-N-D' says Tommy
'well done Tommy, you can go home early' says teacher
'Now then, Sally! what did you do at playtime?' asks teacher
'I played in the sand pit as well Miss' says Sally
'OK good - spell PIT for me please' asks teacher
'P-I-T' says Sally
'Well done Sally! you can go home early too' says teacher
'Now then, who's next' says teacher, 'Ahh Ranjit - did you play in the sand pit too?'
'No Miss' said Ranjit 'The other kids wouldn't let me because I am Pakistani Miss'
'Oh no' says teacher. 'That's racial discrimination that is Ranjit!'
'Spell RACIAL DISCRIMINATION for me'
</Irony > I will remove it if it offends (as the bishop said to the etc)
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:23,
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I find this deeply offensive! ;)
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:27,
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*cunts in teh fuck* Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:28,
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*breathes* Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:34,
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good god you worry about this?honestly that's political correctness gone mad.
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Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:51,
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it's hard to judge an audience you cannot see and have never met Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:02,
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Even in a non-ironic sense that's not being racistas it's clearly mocking the racists rather than the race.
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kingofpork is the king of pork,
Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:13,
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