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# Indeed.... first spotted by my good self
I used him in an advert last year

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Oh...oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I think the captain needs a name now, for additional "research"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I shall call him Sexy Internet Foreman Chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
# :D
Someone I'd Fucking Cuddle?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# :D in a manner of speaking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# haha, clearly related to smug bastard
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I think I must be inherently racist because I thought he looked like an incredibly pompous drug dealer.
RACIST AND JUDGEMENTAL!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
# You
that baby thing that Cleo made, is it a little babydoll Jeru? It looks like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
# What? It was black!
It was a baby version of one of the characters from Team Fortress 2 and doesn't even look remotely like any of my many faces.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# It was BROWN
You could be brown. I wager you tan quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I would if I ever went out in the sun, and it wasn't so hot and shit.
I do have an inexplicably tanned penis, but that is another subject entirely.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Lots of chaps do.
Like women and darker coloured labia.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Hahaha, that sounds like a terrible terrible name for a gay stripper.
Lotsa Chaps.

It works because it implies they both own many pairs of leather chaps and have also had lots of men.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I thought you meant 'darker coloured labia' till I read on.
That would be a properly shit name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# For a gay stripper
Yes it would.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Unless it was a lesbian one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# haha
was it an ad for "Eddie Murphy's Patent Orange Juice Stock Checka"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# sadly not....
but will store that for future use
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)