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# Ah my Queen
I have an idea for your tiara
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
# oooo, good!
i've just nearly been killed by a motorbike being chased by the police
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
# The bastards
You ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
# yep
i was coming home from mum's, i wasn't expecting a motorbike to drive down the subway and almost hit me! the police nabbed him about 2 feet away from me and hauled him off the bike, which crashed about an inch away from my legs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
# *big hugs*
At least they got the sod, hope they night stick him good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
# they were dragging him backwards up the slope, he's in huge trouble :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
# They is going to rape his arse good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
# he might enjoy that too much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
# who doesn't of a Saturday night/Sunday morning :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
# heheheh
you can't beat a good rimming
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
# gets your arsehole nice and clean
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
# and leaves your breath nutty fresh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
# *hugs*
the world is filled with pointless cockmasters

:(

I can offer only iceland ham as a condolence
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
# iceland ham is fine
it makes good sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
That's scary D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
# it was a bit
i just kept thinking "don't run into my stomach, i don't want to wind up in hospital again!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
# I'm glad you're ok.
Is your profile all good, too?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
# yes
apart from you calling me a big gayer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Hehehe
You know I love you really :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# you'd better ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
# I nearly said 'Christ on a bike' without thinking...
Sounds not so fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
# it wasn't fun
for the bugger on the bike, he got dragged away, literally! the subway goes under the dual carriageway, he tried to run someone over, then shot down the subby thinking the police wouldn't get him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Sounds like the sort of chap
who might 'fall down the stairs' at the station...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
# oh, i hope so
i'd build extra stairs for him to fall down
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)