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# Excellent
extra marks for suffering for your art and shaving without shaving cream.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Only suffering today
is a hangover ;)
(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Electric razor?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Ha ha, of course
I haven't used one for so long I forgot they exist.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I've never used anything else
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# 0_0
Electric Razors = Contrivences of the Devil himself
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# They don't shave anywhere near close enough
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# they are generally shit
I only use one if I want to leave a days worth of stubble behind for reasons I can't really remember now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Must've been for sexy results
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# for that George Michael look
when it's cottaging time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
# If you want to pretend to be House MD?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# my head is twice as wide as his
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# indeed this, a beared face is a happy face.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Well, partially bearded...
and cut-throats FTMFW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# never tried shaving with the proper razor, I had a two bladed gillette, the maximum number back in the day
then some bit of shit electric that mum bought FOR MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY. that's why I stopped. I probably should do some stying on it though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Cut Throats are quite high-maintenance,
but - that said, the cost of 'disposable' blades is fecking crazy now, so longer term, it works out fine.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
# cost of beard: small amount of shampoo, negligible wear upon scissors.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Well, clearly you have been wrong all this time

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaha I've just never been taught anything else
Come the apocalypse and the end of civilisation as we know it...

...I'll be the one wandering around with a full beard. (!)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)