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# I used to wrap my hand in sellotape
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
# it makes you feel like you could puch through a brick wall
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
# haha!
we are siblings in the ways of sellotape.

I had red lines on my face for like an hour afterwards, and I was forced to rip bits of hair out of my head, but WORTH IT :P
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
# It is a stage you go through
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)
# the red roundy rim stage
it is heard of throughout the land
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Sellotape is good for kinkiness
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Amen to that brother
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
# I like you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
# i stuck some on my hair when it was long, bad idea i tell you
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
# yes, long hair and sellotape = bad
UNLESS you happen to like pain. In which case it's a jizz fest, or so I've heard
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
# well i used to wash my long hair in the shower as if it was short, it took me awhile to figure out why it had so many knots in it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
# I chopped all my hair off for charity once
took me four weeks to work out that I no longer needed conditioner (the gooey stuff we girls use) and I'd walked around for those four weeks looking like a grease monkey. Bad times.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
# that gooey stuff is great, i should have used that
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
# I like the herbal essences ones
because it reminds me of the adverts with the moaning women.

the only advert for shampoo I like, as I have a weakness for desperate housewives.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)
# are you that way inclined?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
# No
but if i delve deep into my heart of hearts, I can't say I would kick a desperate housewife out of bed.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# : D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
# and parts of me like you!
giggity
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
# The parts you can have fun with? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
# The parts that make fun fun!
just slide me home :P
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
# oh, just remembered this joke
why do women have legs?

have you seen the mess that snails make?
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Hell, I like you
You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Comb her with a fine toothed comb
and I'll go to town on her for free
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
# You should have come to pop tarts
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
# I come to many things
oooooooooh, she's done it again.....
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)