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(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Do you realize
you and I have the same number of front pagers?

[edit] We also live outside of England and speak both English and German!
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:24, archived)
# That's very cosmic!
edit: I AM DANISH!!!!
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:26, archived)
# you also ditched the last parts of your
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:28, archived)
# and you've
gained part of yours ;)

edit: noone will really care, but a squirrel outside my window has been worrying a pigeon for about 10 minutes, sneaking up on it and making it jump, and finally the pigeon has got really pissed off and gone mental at the squirrel.... i wish i'd have recorded that. woo pigeon.
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)
# I care
My garden is a battlefield between squirrels, cats, blackbirds, ravens, magpies, doves, pigeons, and even a wren!
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:34, archived)
# that is menage-tastic...

(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)
# I has a pigeon harassing my cat for a while
It kept shouting at it. The Pigeon that is, shouting at the cat.
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)
# ok
um... ok, what, pray, did it shout?
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 15:02, archived)
# I dunno,
I never learned Pigeon English.

To be fair the cat was stalking it's nest with it's babies in but this Pigeon continued harassing for a couple of weeks, everytime it spotted Fudge (the cat) anywhere in the garden or on the roof.
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 15:04, archived)
# "Pigeon English"
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 15:08, archived)
# So is ours
but we also have a pair of extremely large fat pigeons.

We did have three extremely large fat pigeons, but about a couple of days ago, we also had a flying visit from a sparrowhawk, who left us with two extremely large fat pigeons...

...and a pile of feathers floating innocently down.
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Woo!
We've seen a sparrowhawk nearby, but it's not impacted our local community - yet...
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Oh, it will
...it will.

(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:41, archived)
# when I was working in butlins
We had to close the outside bar because a pigeon decided to go on a kamikazi misson against the cooler fan, I was in the back at the time and came out after hearing a horible noise to find blood and feathers everywhere, it was quite disturbing
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:42, archived)
# what a lovely
mental image.
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:45, archived)
# I know
It haunts me even now
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Aye
I was demoted

[edit] That massive kitten Flash of yours in your profile always amuses me!
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)
# I didn't make it though
It was posted on the board way back when you were still -coo I've had it in there for a while and nobody seems to remember who did it.
I'm 90% positive it was a b3tan but there's still the possibility..
Hang on a minute, i'm the spaz king, I'm sure if I tried again I could find it.
Give me a tick.
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Aha!
So it wasn't a b3tan. It must have been one of the first things I saw ehen I came to b3ta though.
Their site www.konstruktiv.net/ is no more though, the internet archive says it was a konstruktiv politbureau or something.
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Wow!
The Lord of the Spazzers you are!
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:50, archived)
# I just noticed
your post above. I shortened my name, but only off the front. It used to be "Captain Kimbo". I think you meant my site. In a little while, even that won't be the case!
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)
# I coulda sworn
you were German. I guess you speak German-ish then?
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Nope!
Danish-ish! Not related (much) to those strange noises from down south!
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Haha
sorry bout that
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:34, archived)
# And Denmark is NOT
an amusement park in Sweden!
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Great
there go my plans for Summer vacation!
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:37, archived)
# haha!
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Sweden
is an amusement park all by itself isn't it? I've seen plenty of literature that suggests a fun time is had by all ;-)

I've actually had a Swedish girlfriend... Such a lovely lass and yes, she was blonde, blue-eyed, and stacked!
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Nice place it is,
but the price of beer is double there!
(, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)