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# I care
My garden is a battlefield between squirrels, cats, blackbirds, ravens, magpies, doves, pigeons, and even a wren!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:34, archived)
# that is menage-tastic...

(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)
# I has a pigeon harassing my cat for a while
It kept shouting at it. The Pigeon that is, shouting at the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)
# ok
um... ok, what, pray, did it shout?
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 15:02, archived)
# I dunno,
I never learned Pigeon English.

To be fair the cat was stalking it's nest with it's babies in but this Pigeon continued harassing for a couple of weeks, everytime it spotted Fudge (the cat) anywhere in the garden or on the roof.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 15:04, archived)
# "Pigeon English"
badum-tish!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 15:08, archived)
# So is ours
but we also have a pair of extremely large fat pigeons.

We did have three extremely large fat pigeons, but about a couple of days ago, we also had a flying visit from a sparrowhawk, who left us with two extremely large fat pigeons...

...and a pile of feathers floating innocently down.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Woo!
We've seen a sparrowhawk nearby, but it's not impacted our local community - yet...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Oh, it will
...it will.

Mwahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:41, archived)
# when I was working in butlins
We had to close the outside bar because a pigeon decided to go on a kamikazi misson against the cooler fan, I was in the back at the time and came out after hearing a horible noise to find blood and feathers everywhere, it was quite disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:42, archived)
# what a lovely
mental image.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:45, archived)
# I know
It haunts me even now
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)