b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Pirates! » Message 9559363

[challenge entry] awful awful awful

From the Pirates! challenge. See all 253 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
# I thought it was Jack Osbarghn
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
# He should wear a monocle.
It would be more efficient.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Seeing Alan Carr do standup on the telebox
I had the thought that if he stopped grinning like he's just been sodomised(probably a regular occurance I'll give him that) he'd be quite a handsome man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I wouldn't do him.
Gok Wan though, completely different story.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
# There was some top racism concerning him on here a while ago.
Anyone remember it?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# OOMPH OOMPH.
For once I'm using auto-complete.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# My wisdom teeth are taking ages.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
# OH MY GOD I FEEL LIKE MY EYELIDS ARE GLUED TO MY CORNEA. I'M SO STICKY.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Stop paying strange japanese businessmen to jizz on your face, you fucking weirdo.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
# THEY PAY ME
mostly...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# no explanation will be given.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Whooooosh!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
# North Korea's sinister plot..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Please (don't) tell me
there's Japanese schoolgirl porn available that involves bottle rockets!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)
# The sinister guy on the right
has the world's most dodgy haircut
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Wow, how did you get piss that colour?
Mine's always a kind of dark, rusty orange.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
# THAT AIN'T NO PISS
high velocity spunkstream
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)
# No, I assure you it's piss.
Whoever heard of dark orange spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)
# You know when you've been Tango'd
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Ach.
Knew I'd end up the victim of viral marketing in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)