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# no, i'm not
but i stand by my previous statement
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)
# As a scientist I can confidently say that I have no fucking clue.
Sand might be dirt, it might not. It depends.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
# it's dirty
fish poo it out. this is fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
# That's only tropical white sand (it's parrotfish poo).
Normal sand is just mini bits of rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
# White tropical sand is parrotfish shit?
NO ONE TOLD ME THIS!

(I'm guessing it's from the coral they eat?)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
# i know
hump-headed parrot fish eat coral, then poo out the white sand. if that's not dirty, i don't know what is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
# That is because they eat it when they eat plankton and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
# not plankton, coral
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I refuse to believe
that glass is made from super-heated fish poo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
# well it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
# even if its
fossilized fish poo?
I believe its the spaghetti monster farting
ablestmage.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/possible-origins-of-sand-fountain-video/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
# fish and spag
do not mix... or do they?
one of the ultimate questions of the universe as unanswerable
as why spice girl to shag?
don't try and read thats (its unanswerable)
I do a good line in that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# you don't shag spice girls
you strap them to a bacon slicer and slice them thinly, feet first, so they're alive to watch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I'm begining to worry about the
people who have yet to put me on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# don't worry about me
your wardrobe is quite spacious
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)
# the shoe box
DONT OPEN THE SHOE BOX!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)
# too late....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I wouldn't say it is myself.
However, I attempted to explain why not to myself by saying, Well sand is broken down rocks and dirt is.....

but then I thought, what the fuck is dirt?

It may well be that it is much older broken down rocks and shit....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
# It's skin and hair and mite poo, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
# I was thinking more Earth kind of dirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Well, some of that is clay, or sand, or loam
looooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmm

*writes this on blackboard*

and some is bacteria. and I guess viruses, and maybe worms and tiny insects, and fungi...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
# *sounds
klaxon at the mention of the word fungi*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)