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From the Movie Mashups - The Next Generation challenge. See all 562 entries (closed)

(Fon Repeat until funny, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Why have I never seen a film where one of the characters is an anthropomorphised dildo?
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# You've never seen a Tom Cruise movie?:P
also woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Haha
Harsh, but fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Does it come in bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
# how is this a challenge entry?
Did they re-word it to "mash up two film posters however you want" or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
# there's no point worrying about the rules
Take a deep breathe, relax, and masturbate furiously.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
# waaaaaaaay ahead of you
It's just that I'm quite able to be snippy and bitchy to other posters AT THE SAME TIME as wanking, drinking and not contributing to the board myself.

check my multi-tasking... yeah. /flex
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# haha, I didn't realise I was addressing someone
as adept as me at constantly wanking whilst accomplishing many other tasks.

And they say men can't multitask!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I thought a compograph plotted episodes of Last of the Summer Wine?
Still, I like this SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
# You've no chance of stemming the tide
This contest, perhaps more than most, is bound to be crammed with reposts and tenuous entries. You might as well forget about it, enjoy every post, and revel in those few that rise to the top.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# hmmmmm
wallow in mistakes, reposts and minor irritation, or try and get people to use their brains, advance the level of b3ta evolution and make people happy as a result? decisions, decisions.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
# too late
already wanking with a fistful of my own filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I hope you're named after the Libertines song
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# nope
I'm named after the Harper Lenn book.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# You mean Harper Lee?
Sorry, I'll stop it now.

Great book.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# wow, I'm glad you caught that one.
What the hell is going on in my head today to make me mistype "Lee" as "Lenn"?

P.s. don't stop, it's the only way I'll learn.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Lee
but good, I'm glas about that. And it does of course mean I shouldn't kill you.

*shoots another blue jay*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Now you see
'glas' is clearly just a typo of 'glad', so I'm not going to comment on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
# You're very kind not to mention my inability to type accurately
especially with me being a professional editor and evertything
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I hope he's not

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I hope you're not
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I hope none of us are

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I sometimes am
but I do my best not to let the children know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
# I guess what I mean is
When I saw this was the compo I thought "oh joy, /board's going to be crammed with reposts and people not bothering to read the brief". Then I saw a few of the better entries and decided "oh sod it, life's too short to care about such minor things".

On the other hand, I'm a relentless pedant when it comes to English, despite the fact that hardly anyone takes notice, so perhaps I'm a hypocrite too.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Hypocrisy is a beautiful thing.
Anyway, it's the same every week. If people want there to be challenges then it's just something that needs to be accepted.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I thought you were meant to do a movie poster in the style of another films
not just stick two films together
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)