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# i dunno about risque, my mum tells me jokes like this:
Q: what does the h stand for in 'jesus h christ?'
A: haploid
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# That's ... confusing. I know what all the words mean in the joke, but combined ...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
# virgin birth, see?
only one lot of chromosomes
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# this is the last time i tell a mum joke
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# only one parent
only one set of chromosomes
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:10, archived)