This is the kind of thing the Transport Police release footage of
'An aspiring young model was killed today after posing on railway tracks. Her high heels got caught and she was unable to free herself in time.'
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:15,
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Her high heels got caught A comedy villain came out of nowhere, wearing a top hat and tails, and tied her to the tracks.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:20,
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then along came jones?
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k3b/-\b Peace man.,
Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:21,
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