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# I'M FALLING THROUGH TIIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEE!


This doesn't normally happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Rainman, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)
# give me your goggles. now.
Great stuff. and weirdly it looks as though you're singing Bad Religion

are those atomefabrike goggles btw?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
# also: internet, look at this poster
i can't think of anything I could add to it to make it better, www.uncp.edu/home/rwb/cabinet_caligari.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)
# You could make the title legible?
It's actually fearsomely good :)

If we're thread jacking, then, hey, internet, look at this freakishly badly photoshopped picture and the butt-kissing comments below. Are they bloody blind or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
# This is the kind of thing the Transport Police release footage of
"An aspiring young model was killed today after posing on railway tracks. Her high heels got caught and she was unable to free herself in time."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
#
Her high heels got caught A comedy villain came out of nowhere, wearing a top hat and tails, and tied her to the tracks.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
# then along came jones?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I would violate her....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
# is that a ladyboy?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Never mind the genitalia, look at the leg!
Does she have a left thigh that's twice the length of the other one, or is it just dislocated?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# so she walks with a bit of a limp...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
# A limp what?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# boobs
and a cock?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
# hahaha :)
I saw this film recently down at my local indie cinema, they showed it accompanied by a live band. fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I like that Tom O.
I was in a coffee shop near my house the other day and I ended up sat in there just watching the walls for an hour as they have loads of old movie posters on the walls. This reminds me of them, so you must be doing something right :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
# I'M IN UR SHOP, WATCHING UR WALLS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Actually
They're custom machined by yours truly.
Linky: sinbox.org/?p=34 and www.flickr.com/photos/21138021@N06/sets/72157619078382624/
Though atom's are mighty awesome.

"Dead I am the one, Exterminating son
Slipping through the trees, strangling the breeze
Dead I am the sky, watching angels cry
While they slowly turn, conquering the worm

Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula"
(I helped save b3ta! Rainman, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I love you
will you marry me?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Depends
on how many sausages you own, personally.
(I helped save b3ta! Rainman, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
# There's a packet of six in the fridge...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
# frankly one is too many.
(I helped save b3ta! Rainman, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I'll settle for stalking you then
*stalk*
*stalk*
*stalk*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Hahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
# blimey.... thats amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Are you going forwards or backwards in time?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Hee hee! Cool!
Very steamy punky goggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# tad on the large side.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
# True.
It hurts my inner webtoad but I haven't laid my hands on a copy of imageready since highschool (when I was but a fledgling b3tan). This was just maliciously ripped from the ripe womb of an avi using some odd specialty utility downloaded hastily off of tucows.
(I helped save b3ta! Rainman, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Falling upwards through tiiiiiiiiiiime
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Aghaaaa
imagine falling sideways through time...
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# We might end up in Indonesia or some shit like that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# This is a bit deep for this early hour
and a mild hang over
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# That's probably the jetlag

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)