Pick an age that makes him into a 8 year old father
See how long it takes him to work it out
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Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:45,
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We were both quite pissed
I think I still had enough to wit to mutter something about the Falklands war which visibly momentarily threw him
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Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:48,
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That's not too bad
My old man used to keep calling me by the wrong name (as well an not knowing my age or birthday)!
'ningles all.
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Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:48,
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'ningles all.
Not to bad?
You would think not having to ponder which fucking decade is reasonable for your old man
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Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:52,
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The prize goes to the local council though.
They have decided that they want to do some work on the pavement outside. I've just stuck my head out the window to see what the noise was and they've completely sealed off my front door on the busiest check out morning of the week!
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Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:56,
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haha
wait till they dig a hole and put a sign with an arrow pointing down on it saying way in, watch the buggers trying to burrow their way in.
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Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:10,
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a hole appeared randomly near bondi in the middle of summer
So it was probably the english trying to escape.
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Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:21,
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Hahahaha
Some will even make it out of Bondi down to The Cross but not many.
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Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:39,
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me too
talking of which i got banned from a chatroom thing yesterday for going in with the greeting what ho! the young bikini clad lovely thought it was an insult and banned my arse, you got to love the yanks.
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Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:43,
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not any more
far too risky, i'm on too many fbi lists as it is, getting through hard drives like no one's business.
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Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:48,
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Have you drifted out of the arena of the unwell?
Or is the plague still all about you?
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Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:42,
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reckon i'm going to live, i'll see ya later
i promise no tongues
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Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:44,
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Morning fella
Could you jog my poor memory as to what your house number is?
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Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:44,
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178
but don't tell anyone, there's a lot of wierdo's on the internet
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Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:45,
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44
I better do stuff like get off the internet and have a bath and some breakfast and stuff ;)
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Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:50,
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