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# Wank in a plant pot
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Not for food,
but just for fun. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# We talking about food now?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# pfft..
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# So, that's why they took away your allotment, is it?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I have a garden, I can wank in peace
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
#
Wanking in peas is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
# If it's all the same to you,
I'm going try to keep that image as far away from my mind as possible.

*applies extra-strength Mind Domestos©*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Hahahaa, it's ok, I've never had an al fresco wank! :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# just as well or Google will photo you from space
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
#
Oh he's great at giving them; just order the meatball special at Al's Italian on the corner and wait for him to invite you into the garden..
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Actually you need high piled soil for wanking.
Everyone needs a spermbank
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# that's no good
it's too acidic it'll scorch the leaves
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
# What leaves?
Im talking about an empty plant pot!

:D
b3ta.com/board/9591333
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# sounds good
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Shame you couldnt come yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
# yeh i was dissapointed
just playing safe, thought i was going down with something, got early warning rash that i'd picked up a virus or something was amiss, may still be but....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# No worries, I'll probably be up again to go to the cat place...
it's a bit of a mission, drove 300miles yesterday, but well worth it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Scorchio!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Leafio!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)