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# pfft
is that the new dr who girl?

that hair colour really does it for me!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I like her shoes
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I like her socks
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I like the way she holds that cup
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I'd chew through her shoes just to lick between her toes
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
# she probably wouldn't like that I don't imagine
try cutting yourself instead and sending her letters in blood

"F"
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
# how much blood will I need for say 100 pages of fantasy sex?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# probably about 2 children's worth
... or a bus load of menstrating nuns
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Yes it is.
And yes it does
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)
# What, ginger?
People like you are why this country's on it's knees.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
# phwoar!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Entirely this.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# that's not ginger
that's some other colour that only girls know the name of
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Auburn or something?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# *revokes man card*
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
# yes
we must stand firm on this kind of behaviour

Men should only know the colours that the ZX Spectrum was capable of displaying. Every other colour is simply the name of a fruit, vegetable or a fish
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Strawberry blonde?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# a fruit and a, erm, err
*adds blonde to the list of allowable colours for men*
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I'll be quiet now before I lose all manliness...
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# that and the production colours of the
Morris Minor 1000
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
# haha yes
hmm - this list is growing
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# isn't that a song by Chris Rea?
Chris Rae...? ... erm - forget I said anything
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# *points and laughs*
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
# you sir, speak many sage truths
this is one of them
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
# *throws more powder on the fire*
ooh - Carry On Matron's on
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Mmm yes

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)