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# we can control men with those 3 holes
that's good enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)
# not if one of those holes stink...
...ha ha...(just messin' with ya, ladies)... :D... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)
# here's to the hole that never heals
the more you rub it, the better it feels
not all the soap and water in hell
can wash away that fishy smell
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
# I remember a Polich bloke
walking up to me, grinning like a loon.
"I learn very good American song!"
"Riiiiight."
"That girl - she teach it to me."
"Riiiiight."
"Smells like fish, tastes like chicken, that's the hole you put your dick in!"
"Oh god..."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)