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# wheaty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Ah - my favourite
Nings Nibs - how's thee?

I've got to have a tooth crowned

It's going to cost me £400


Balls.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# hello sir
ow - can't they just pull it out? is it a visible one?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
# it's a premolar
I'm now wondering if that might be the best* option


*cheapest*

*ditheringly ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# ah, I've had one of my premolars out
the space is useful for storing peas in
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
# the wife doesn't want me to have a hole in my mouth
although I'm almost swayed by the pea storage aspect...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I'll do it for a couple of pints.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# of blood
also, why does this headline seem totally daft: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8148174.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
#
daft blindingly obvious.

Ranks along such gems as "uPVC windows are in no way sources of nutrition" and "trees are in no way suitable to act as driving instructors" - which are genuine headlines, too. Genuine in the sense the I genuinely made them up just now.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# hahahahaahah
"enzyme voted most popular soft drink, gallup poll reveals"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# That's going to be my facebook status in about 15 seconds...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
# *giggles to self*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)
# It should be
"Helicopters are NOT magic wands*

*spokesman tells Hogwarts students...."
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Maybe they're going to put on a real crown.
That'd explain the price. Well, partially, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# arf to this and the above
I'm going to phone them up and ask for a delayed quote for Dental Extraction
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)