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I'm not
I feel like my eyes are melting, I feel that tired
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:16,
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poor thing :(
do you need to rest your head on my comfy cleavage?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:18,
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yes, yes I do
*rests head on Smashes comfy cleavage* heaven :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:20,
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there there, my special little soldier
Smash will make it all better
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:21,
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Will there be hookerbots in the future?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:23,
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only if you're a good boy
if you're a bad boy, there's just me and my sex dungeon ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:25,
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I am always in the dungeon
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:28,
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that's because you're a baaaaaaaad boy
now refill that lube dispenser, i feel like i'm wearing a sandpaper thong
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:31,
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Good job the price of lube has gone down
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:35,
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i can't believe it's not butter
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:35,
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No good
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:39,
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i can't believe i'm not wetter
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:40,
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WOULD YOU TWO JUST GET A CHEAP HOTEL
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:23,
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how do you know we haven't already?
we could be humping like rabbits on a daily basis, you wouldn't be any the wiser
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:25,
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you wouldnt be on /board if you were! :P
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:26,
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this is true
i am a very time-consuming shag.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:29,
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That is me tonight too...
I was forced on a night out last night, and ended up meeting an old porn star -win!
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Jimbuktu See? Right here ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:20,
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I wish I could say that was the reason why I feel like this
But it is not It is due to work and working without a break and doing over time as well
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:22,
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That's kind of my tale..
so it might happen to you - A 'day trip' to the arse end of Cornwall was too much so was forced to overnight in a hotel. Boss then wanted drinks in the eve and so it began... down side is I lost a days work because of the extra time spent travelling too...boo!
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Jimbuktu See? Right here ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:24,
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That isn't my kind of work
I am a builder, and tomorrow I have to be extra good as I am taking out a kitchen at a Quakers friends meeting place
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:27,
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Ooh really? Is it the one in a certain South West city? I have spent a fair bit of time on sites couldn't do it full time though, I'm a pansy.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:30,
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No, it is one in a certain south east town, :)
It is in my blood, so escape is futile
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:33,
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Hairy muff
Love your destiny, or accept it at least.... Something quite satisfying about a job well done though, and you get to walk past places 20 years later and still admire your work - I like that about building. Unless it's a shit building, in which case your ruins taunt you.... ;)
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Jimbuktu See? Right here ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:38,
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I go past some thing I did a few years ago most days, I still look at and feel damn proud about it
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:41,
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Incredible
did you touch her?
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:23,
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Yes.
But not much... ;)
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Jimbuktu See? Right here ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:34,
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Who was it?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:30,
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No-one big.
At least, not in the fame way, she was notorious for a bit in the 90's. I can't really say much more though, sorry!
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Jimbuktu See? Right here ,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:35,
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