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[challenge entry] Sporting kittys need to practice

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(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
# I just popped on to the board to get some distraction..
and I see your pic. That is Furkin Great! You shall receive many clicks for this. :)

Edit: 'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Why do you hate me so much?
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
# It's because
I find it hard to accept how much I love you.

I love you sushi!

Edit: TROOOOOOON!! That's three in a row...I'm scared to scroll down further!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Bastard :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Well.....Yes
But you love it too - you slag!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)
# I do.
I have to, I can't even have a wank at the moment :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
#
May I recommend a bucket of slugs? Top suction, and easily hides the aftergoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)
# ning
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Hey Sir!
How does the board find your fine self tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Im playing BF1943. It's pretty fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Cool!
I'm supposed to be designing a fake passport/travel card tonight - it must be done but I want to sleep -just googled your game and looks much more fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)
# It's very fun for what it is :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# I remember it like this
www.1980-games.com/us/old-games/java-games/1943.php
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Fucking hell, it's like you're getting commision the amount you talk about that bloody game.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)
# I wish!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)
# stroke! stroke! i'm having a stroke!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I'm not
I feel like my eyes are melting, I feel that tired
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
# poor thing :(
do you need to rest your head on my comfy cleavage?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
# yes, yes I do
*rests head on Smashes comfy cleavage* heaven :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
# there there, my special little soldier
Smash will make it all better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Will there be hookerbots in the future?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
# only if you're a good boy
if you're a bad boy, there's just me and my sex dungeon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# I am always in the dungeon
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)
# that's because you're a baaaaaaaad boy
now refill that lube dispenser, i feel like i'm wearing a sandpaper thong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Good job the price of lube has gone down
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
# i can't believe it's not butter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
# No good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)
# i can't believe i'm not wetter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)
# WOULD YOU TWO JUST GET A CHEAP HOTEL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
# how do you know we haven't already?
we could be humping like rabbits on a daily basis, you wouldn't be any the wiser
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# you wouldnt be on /board if you were! :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)
# this is true
i am a very time-consuming shag.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)
# That is me tonight too...
I was forced on a night out last night, and ended up meeting an old porn star -win!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
# I wish I could say that was the reason why I feel like this
But it is not

It is due to work and working without a break and doing over time as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# That's kind of my tale..
so it might happen to you - A 'day trip' to the arse end of Cornwall was too much so was forced to overnight in a hotel. Boss then wanted drinks in the eve and so it began... down side is I lost a days work because of the extra time spent travelling too...boo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
# That isn't my kind of work
I am a builder, and tomorrow I have to be extra good as I am taking out a kitchen at a Quakers friends meeting place
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
#
Ooh really? Is it the one in a certain South West city? I have spent a fair bit of time on sites couldn't do it full time though, I'm a pansy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# No, it is one in a certain south east town, :)
It is in my blood, so escape is futile
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Hairy muff
Love your destiny, or accept it at least....

Something quite satisfying about a job well done though, and you get to walk past places 20 years later and still admire your work - I like that about building.

Unless it's a shit building, in which case your ruins taunt you.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I go past some thing I did a few years ago most days, I still look at and feel damn proud about it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Incredible
did you touch her?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Yes.
But not much... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Who was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# No-one big.
At least, not in the fame way, she was notorious for a bit in the 90's. I can't really say much more though, sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
# me too...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
# what's new?
we all know you've got a right arm like popeye ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I've trained my left actually
so I can use righty to surf teh prons
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
# good plan!
you can't beat an ambidextrous wank
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# It is the only way
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
# you could nuke it from orbit
but that will sting and may well remove your ability to wank ever again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
# you would be dead or you might grow more cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# more cocks?
what fun....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
# I don't know, ask Stan Lee
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
# pfff
all he'd suggest is spider cock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Mutation via radioactivity is his only tool
He is shite
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)
# radioactive shite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Aww yeah, choice of two mistresses for me!
Now to train my feet...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
# top tip: cut your toenails first
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)
# You know too much...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)
# welcome to my world!
there's sex
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# just use your legs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
# SNEEEAARRRRGGGGHHHHH
 
pump it!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Compo it?
Slight Massive TJ: I'm going to play Halo now, anyone game?
GT: DiabeticLine
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
# WORK THOSE MULES!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Hahaha,
aces!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)