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# zomg. this house is infected with hippies


edit: for the technically minded, it's a potatoshop plugin
that corrects for barrel distortion when using wide angle
lenses
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:13, archived)
# Hey, man. Lose the square vibe and drop out.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:24, archived)
# ace stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:33, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:42, archived)
# yeah.. page curl is the awesome-o-est filta. where did it go ?

i also like the lens flare. it is sadly overlooked in
today's internets

(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:19, archived)
# I'm gonna make him an avatar he can't refuse
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:49, archived)
# If I told you this, would you believe me? Try doing so, because it is the truth.
I have blown quite a few people away with this story (pun intended.) Also, this is not a fiction story, and finally, I am an ocasionally investigative journalist who has won a few awards. You have probably never heard of me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:52, archived)
# If I told you this, would you believe me? Try doing so, because it is the truth.
I have blown quite a few people away with this story (pun intended.) Also, this is not a fiction story, and finally, I am an ocasionally investigative journalist who has won a few awards. You have probably never heard of me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:52, archived)
# THE SIMS ONLINE HOSTS THE MAFIA
If I told you this, would you believe me? Try doing so, because it is the truth. And also, in this strange and perverse world, young people are busy killing each other at an alarming rate. Do we really need something like a pseudo Mafia causing the same sorts of problems? Gangsterism, in other words, on the beloved video games of our children?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:50, archived)
# WUT? ... LOL!!!
The words fail. And there are a metric-shitload
of words that fail in there. My fuck she's stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:57, archived)
#
To green up on The Sims Online at all, or to keep your simulated character alive and kicking, it forces you to do interactions that are rather similar to bestiality (wrestle with your dog, but you should see what it looks like if you really see it) and that is bad enough, but rather bearable.

Sigmund Freud would have told us that such behavior is relatively normal, that having an orgy session involving heavy petting with your own puppy where it loves you and licks your face and you are all over each other is fun. Also, there is sexy dancing, heavy kissing and hugging, and so forth, which works for most people - including twelve year old kids.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:59, archived)
# is Maxis a Mafia held game company? Look at the names. Maxis, Mafia.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:00, archived)
# Well, I can not play it myself anymore.
I quit the game solely because of the extremely heavy Mafia presence
that was starting to visit my house and breathe hotly down my neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:05, archived)
# We had chat rooms going, and Eminem (might be the real one from rap music, somebody on the game claimed it actually is the rapper dude, who knows) was there, helping to build a SimBall stadium.
So people could play SimBall on the game. Some guy called Eminem, and he wanted to build us a ball stadium. What if the pseudo Mafia decides to trash that, too? Em there might have been trying to do something real and good for a change. Dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:12, archived)
# You might turn around and suddenly find ...
... you have a genuine Neo Mafiosi for a teenage daughter or son, in
your Real Life. I know that now. You might think I am crazy, but I am not.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:17, archived)
# balderdash and poppycrock
all the real criminals hang out in second life, recruiting
children into the ganglands .. 100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:26, archived)
# Arg!
We are discivered! Flee!
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
# it's the Maxis of Meevil
catnipppp is the don aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:22, archived)
# only one way to rid them...
death metal.
(ev1lpoptart is known to contain at least 24 carcinogens, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:14, archived)
# Well I can't just let you say that.
Even though I'm about to log off and go watch Pee-Wee's Playhouse or Planet Terror or something, I need to put this on record:
Hippies love death metal, just start them off with "Vovin" (Therion).
Therion, Kovenant, Tristania and such all appeal to the bohemian aesthetic, really.

\m/
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 7:26, archived)
# fuuuuuck
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:14, archived)