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# twitter seriously needs to die
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Why?
it's not doing any damage
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
# It caused thousands of people to turn up at liverpool st station to dance for MJ
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)
# it's annoying
annoying things need to die.
like bonnie langford
giles brandreth
michael winner
churchill
cilla black
john mccririck
tracey emin

there are many more, but i don't want to spend the next 5 hours listing them all, except to add
LORNE SPICER.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Stop watching daytime telly and then you won't know those things exist
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)
# THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO DO!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)
# WORK?
GO OUTSIDE?
KNITTING?
WANKING?
PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES?
GOING DOWN THE PARK AND MOANING AT STRANGERS?
THERE IS PLENTY TO DO
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)
# i do all of those
except working. it all gets boring after a while, then there's nothing for it but to make a cuppa and watch murder, she wrote
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)
# NO
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)
# TELL ME, O GREAT EPIPHANY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I JUST TOLD YOU, YOU TWAT!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)
# GUIDE ME THROUGH THE VOID OF DAYTIME BOREDOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)
# SLEEP MORE
LOOK FOR HOUSES
WALK DOG
WANK
HAVE BREW
WANK
CLEAN SHIT
WANK
HAVE DINNER
PLAY XBOX
WANK
MORE TEA
MORE XBOX
THE WIRE
SOMETHING ON BBC 1 WITH SIGNING
BED
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)
# I BOW TO YOUR KNOWLEDGE, O WISE ONE
but i haven't got a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Dull the pain by drawing cartoons of inplausible fantasy worlds.
It's what I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I havent seen any rainbow dinosaurs in a while
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)
# I've been busy with inplausable fantasy worlds.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)
# squeeee!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)
# I LOVE THESE MUE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)
# I'll do more soon. I like them too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)
# I like when he jumps along.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
# i usually just play with myself
or smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Giles Brandreth doesn't need to die!
Up with this sort of fellow says I!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)
# i don't like his voice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I don't like his face, clothes, "jokes," manner, hands, feet, demeanour, wooly jumpers,
eyes, philosophy, or mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)
# i hate those jumpers!
the mentals at the old folk's home knit them for him, but that doesn't mean he has to wear them!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)
# He's veh annoying.
Quijibo, you could take him away and keep him in a cage for your own private amusement - it'd be a win-win!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)
# 0_0
i never thought of that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
#
Would
wouldn't
wouldn't
would
would
wouldn't
would
.
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WOULD! fat and thin!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)
# would? lorne spicer?
the woman is a sour-faced essex chav-bitch from hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)
# hell yeah
i'd bet she'd be well dirty in bed, poop chute the lot without questioning if i could!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)
# backdoor betty
definitely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Lorne is such a silly name.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Hahahahah this^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)
# it is
she is a silly bint with bad taste in clothes and a fake laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)