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# ALFERD BREDNEL PEFROMS
 


PLEASE DO NOT APPLAUD BETWEEN MOVEMENTS IT IS MOST IMPOLITE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 6:55, archived)
# ALFERD BE CAREFUL
SAVE YOUR ENERGY FOR THE BRENDLE SHOWDOWN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 6:59, archived)
# AND FOLKS, A BIG HAND FOR TONIGHT'S MISERABLE SHITCUNT LOSERS
 
PLAY 'EM OFF, ALFERD!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He is about to play Rachmaninov's Piano Concerto No 2. Please stand and welcome the conductor.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:01, archived)
# BANG THOSE IVORIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:03, archived)
# I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE THREE ARMS, THAT CAN NOT BE RIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:05, archived)
# I DON'T THINK ANYONE SCORED FOR THAT.
EXCEPT P.D.Q. BACH PERHAPS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:09, archived)
# I'LL BE SHICKERED.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:16, archived)
# you know what I like
is when there's a good old cockney knees up

and we all bang one out on old joanna.

and also we play tunes on the piano.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:08, archived)
# BETWEEN EVERY BOWEL "MOVEMENT" I WILL APPLAUD
WITH EACH FRESH "SAUSAGE" I WILL APPLAUD

THEN I WILL STOP, AS THIS APPLAUSE WILL BE SUFFICIENT.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:07, archived)
# i seem to have missed the begining of brednel
can someone please enlighten me about brednel?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:14, archived)
# Last round, but play from the beginning. Links are provided.
www.b3ta.com/board/9610065
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha... I like those...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:18, archived)
# ok i have done this.
i got brednel attempt
dig a trench buy a cow
and brednel brednel brednel

what do i win
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:19, archived)
# I'm not exactly sure.
But the objective seems to be to gather and keep your
Brendles for some end game. I've gotten none so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:23, archived)
# can we trade stuff, i mean i have a cow, can I trade that for a brednel?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:27, archived)
# Likely not.
But I'll trade you a squeeze from my Sweaty Belgian for that cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:29, archived)
# hummmmm what are the sweaty belgians used for later in the game?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:29, archived)
# I think we are going to have to get gruntpain to make a FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:33, archived)
# My prize was "Stalk Another Contestant" - I have been stalking and don't wish to trade
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:35, archived)
# i wondered who was going through my bin last night.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:40, archived)
# "WHO THE HELL WAS IN MY ROOM LAST NIGHT? WHO THE HELL WAS IN MY BED?"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:41, archived)
# I WENT INTO YOUR ROOM AND THREW A SHIT OUT THE WINDOW
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:46, archived)
# I got...
$100, a Chest Pump and then $200

* WINS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:30, archived)
# ^ Needs more CDC on the keyboard?

Ning b3tains!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:16, archived)