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# Hello, I am a bear

and all I wants is a hug
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:18, archived)
# *bear hugs*
Nice bear :)

I've just had the most amazing full english, I can bearly move...
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:20, archived)
# sounds like a plan
I might have to break out the bacon
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
# you captured a bear's hooves excellently
...wait a second
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:23, archived)
# : 3
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
# HOW DOES HE EAT? HOW THE HELL DOES HE EAT?
Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Awful
Wait.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I don't know, but you can see the tip of his penis
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I would have thought that was the base of ursine shaft of doom if I was thinking about it.
Which I wasn't.

i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr349/Snowflower_Sickness/Sexist%20Examples/RapeBear.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:56, archived)
# PENIS TIP: TRY HANGING OUT WITH A COUPLE OF NUTS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I am eating bears right now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:47, archived)