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# you should have made something to kill it
it looks like the offspring of a furby and a gonk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# what's a gonk?
edit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Agonks1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# gonks were awesome
i never went to the fair without coming home with at least one gonk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
#
gonk donk
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Wow.
Then they shrank and became a tacky item you could buy in gift shops themed to whatever the particular tourist attraction was, and then they died out completely leaving nothing but sticky paper footprints adhering to the side of computer monitors where people had torn them off in a fit of gonk shame. What an odd bit of cultural history. Lots of little stories like this must pass us by unnoticed, and now that I know all about gonks from start to finish, I feel better about that.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)
# gonks were part of my childhood, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)