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# I made this
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Who's the mother?
Do you keep him locked up under the stair?
He has your eyes... the eyes of a serial dogger.

Doesn't the Carlsberg Export driver get a free one of these at a petrol station?

Oh dear: much appologies I have got my Hedgehogs mixed up and you are clearly not the one from Hell who was moaning a bit about not getting into the popular list.... oh dear ....

Woo Yay Hoopla much clickage Why isn't this FP Now? www.b3ta.com/board/9628226
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Uhhhhnnnn.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# this is curiously hypnotic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# This just confirms my love for Whitehouse.
He's cocking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)
# HAHAHA
however......i'm glad i'm not a lil' kid an he's my uncle though:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# you should have made something to kill it
it looks like the offspring of a furby and a gonk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# what's a gonk?
edit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Agonks1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# gonks were awesome
i never went to the fair without coming home with at least one gonk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
#
gonk donk
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Wow.
Then they shrank and became a tacky item you could buy in gift shops themed to whatever the particular tourist attraction was, and then they died out completely leaving nothing but sticky paper footprints adhering to the side of computer monitors where people had torn them off in a fit of gonk shame. What an odd bit of cultural history. Lots of little stories like this must pass us by unnoticed, and now that I know all about gonks from start to finish, I feel better about that.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)
# gonks were part of my childhood, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Why didn't you flush it?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# He scares me....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# he should
he has the cold, dead eyes of an accountant.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
# She likes the way it holds its licker !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)
# lick my decals baby
smooth!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# There goes the chrome off of the bumper too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Like taking candy from a...uh...
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)
# i made this...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)
# needs less palin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# holy crap
its nice but did it have to be made.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# yes...
...it's unhealthy to keep these things inside.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# good reasoning,
its immense!

It just keeps giving and giving.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)
# I see
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# It may have made you . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# a better man?...
...heh heh....(not).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)
# mmmmmmmmeg
*raspberries*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# WOAH
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)