1 questionWtf is a beatle drive?
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PaulP it's my lol comedy account,
Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:55,
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it goes like this1. split kids into groups of 5.
2. give each group a dice.
3. give each kid a pencil and a piece of paper.
each child would take turns rolling the dice. the numbers on the dice would correspond to varying beetle body parts. whenever a child rolled the dice, he/she would draw the body part related to the number the dice landed on. if they already had that body part, the next child would roll. the first child from each team to complete their beetle would go on to the next round, with the eventual winner getting some shit prize.
(2. give each group a dice.
3. give each kid a pencil and a piece of paper.
each child would take turns rolling the dice. the numbers on the dice would correspond to varying beetle body parts. whenever a child rolled the dice, he/she would draw the body part related to the number the dice landed on. if they already had that body part, the next child would roll. the first child from each team to complete their beetle would go on to the next round, with the eventual winner getting some shit prize.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:59,
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well that sounds like a barrel of laughs
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PaulP it's my lol comedy account,
Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:00,
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it was shit and compulsory
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:02,
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Fuck that for a beetleI'd just spend 40 mins drawing it accurately or in a really awesome way doing something really awesome.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:03,
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if you messed aboutthe music teacher would hit you with her clog.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:10,
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I'd spend another 40 minutes whittling her clog into a dildoso that she wouldn't be so uptight.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:19,
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she was a cunt
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:22,
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All the more reason for a wooden dildoand leave it rough.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:31,
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I am very disappointed at the truth of what a Beetle Drive is :(I was hoping it was beetle racing :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:05,
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