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# Brum Brum
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# ride him, cowbug!
did anyone else's school have beetle drives?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# haha no
because it was a school. :)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# we did
i never won :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)
# The only thing I remember from school was,
'Boglins' and 'Monster In My Pocket'

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# What about POgs and Mighty Max?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)
# GoGos
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:00, archived)
# omg pogs!
hahahah

never got into mighty max, as my name is actually Max, and i'm not very mighty. Although I ate Mighty White.

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(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Arf!
I had that exact same Boglin that you have there :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Me three.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:08, archived)
# the fraggles were big in our school
as were conkers and jelly bean shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:00, archived)
# And you didn't have bike sheds either,
you had Penny Farthing sheds.

LOL! YOU'RE OLD! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# piss off, fishy
we did have bike sheds, they were used for snogging and smoking behind.
also for fingering slags behind, or so i'm told.
AND I'M NOT OLD!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)
# kickers
dayglo socks
penny racers
fucking panini football '82
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)
# the last socks i ever had
were dayglo. i had 4 pairs; pink, green, orange and yellow. i only wore them for school because we weren't allowed to.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:08, archived)
# i hope you wore one yellow and one pink
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:09, archived)
# no
one green and one pink
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)
# my "cousin" had one of these
he also used to have a giant rubber spider that he used to scare the living shit out of me with... He's a doctor now...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I see your Boglins
and raise you My Pet Monster.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Is it like a floppy drive?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)
# 1 question
Wtf is a beatle drive?
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# it goes like this
1. split kids into groups of 5.
2. give each group a dice.
3. give each kid a pencil and a piece of paper.

each child would take turns rolling the dice. the numbers on the dice would correspond to varying beetle body parts. whenever a child rolled the dice, he/she would draw the body part related to the number the dice landed on. if they already had that body part, the next child would roll. the first child from each team to complete their beetle would go on to the next round, with the eventual winner getting some shit prize.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)
# well that sounds like a barrel of laughs
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:00, archived)
# it was shit and compulsory
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Fuck that for a beetle
I'd just spend 40 mins drawing it accurately or in a really awesome way doing something really awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# if you messed about
the music teacher would hit you with her clog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:10, archived)
# I'd spend another 40 minutes whittling her clog into a dildo
so that she wouldn't be so uptight.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# she was a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# All the more reason for a wooden dildo
and leave it rough.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# I am very disappointed at the truth of what a Beetle Drive is :(
I was hoping it was beetle racing :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
# i wish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)
# They have them in the village hall occasionally.
I have no idea what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)
# not much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:00, archived)
# same here
villages eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
# It must be an old people thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:10, archived)
# ahhah
excellent and nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# heh heh...dressed appropriately for his stag night
go go:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# by the end of the night he was tied naked to a lamp post covered in piss and vomit
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# hahaha
bless:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# riders unite!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# yeehaw factor 10
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:58, archived)
# How do you make a burn out on that ?
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# GO ON ROSSI YOU MINATURE ITALIAN CHIUAUA!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# and the fucker would still win
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)
# hahaha
bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:10, archived)
# It's like they cut a superbike from him at birth instead of the umbilical cord
The wonderful freak.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)
# arf
correctly identified as all three of these things:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Bug X games winner !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)
# ride 'em!
 


most woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# lol..those jockies get smaller and smaller
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
# they're fucking everywhere, the little cunts
 
why, I had to stamp on ten of 'em just to get into the office
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:20, archived)
# YEAH!...
...ride that knob... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Great on the turns !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:17, archived)
# bu-wahhh...
...haaaa... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 1:14, archived)
# yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)