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# Fuck Dave
and his car craze.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# did he go to france?
and get burned?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Yes, in a dickboat
He got burnt on his dick.
Oh sorry I mean neck.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# dickboat
it's got a certain epic hollywood movie quality about it

I can just see it now..

the maiden voyage... across the atlantic it hits an iceberg

OH MY GOD

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:42, archived)
# 'I'm just going to check that nobody's shagging in my car'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:44, archived)
# How the fuck do I know,
AM I FRANCE BITCHES?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# er, dude, didn't anyone tell you?
I guess it just happened when you didn't notice it or were sleeping

BUT YOU ARE FRANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Thank fuck for that,
*Swallows the Isle of White and shits it into Italy*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:43, archived)
# *Italy - On the volley!!
GOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!
(iamjthearmeroar, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:58, archived)