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# Fancy a ride on my dickboat?

This will be my job when if I grow up.
In other news, my first scrolling animation! :D *pretends it's a big deal*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:17, archived)
# cok bote
drivn in the c
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:18, archived)
# VRRRMMMM!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:18, archived)
# capten spunkwash
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Boat people hate fuck?
DICKBOAT PEOPLE LOVE FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Haha! My Dad is Car.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Maybe his legs had just grow to wheels?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# are those made by the same people who make the road going version?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Dave's not here, man

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Fuck Dave
and his car craze.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# did he go to france?
and get burned?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Yes, in a dickboat
He got burnt on his dick.
Oh sorry I mean neck.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# dickboat
it's got a certain epic hollywood movie quality about it

I can just see it now..

the maiden voyage... across the atlantic it hits an iceberg

OH MY GOD

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:42, archived)
# 'I'm just going to check that nobody's shagging in my car'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:44, archived)
# How the fuck do I know,
AM I FRANCE BITCHES?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# er, dude, didn't anyone tell you?
I guess it just happened when you didn't notice it or were sleeping

BUT YOU ARE FRANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Thank fuck for that,
*Swallows the Isle of White and shits it into Italy*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:43, archived)
# *Italy - On the volley!!
GOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!
(iamjthearmeroar, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:58, archived)
# They are a sister company.
However it's a very incestral relationship.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# They're all at it you know, bloody filth!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
# jees look at that car
talk about a penis substitute :p
(gtfomh, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)
#
I'M ON A BOAT, I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU EVER FORGET, I'M ON A BOAT.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:18, archived)
# I ONLY GOT A CANOE
IT'S FUCKING SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# I doubt it's buoyant enough. I stole all them.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
# lol! capsized!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:21, archived)
# CANOE GOT MY LUNGS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
# that's a great song!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Written and Performed by Dolly Pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:34, archived)
# No, but that guy over there - he's got them.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# FALCO HAS MY LUNGS?
AMADEUS HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:38, archived)
# I was on a boat on friday
I had to tell all my friends by manner of this song.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# I HOPE THEY DON'T EVER FORGET.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# I'M ON A KAYAK AND
IT'S GOING SLOW AND
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
# I JUST BUTTED RUSSELL BRAND
WITH MY KAYAK, NOW GIVE ME SEVERAL GRAND
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:33, archived)
# yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_9vy1guTcg
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:36, archived)
# ahhhahhhahh sweet
also:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyh5v_GizaY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:15, archived)
# better than a log flume anyway
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
#
It is best when it's white-knuckle tight...
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Merrily merrily merrily . . . life is but a . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:22, archived)
# . . . wet . . .
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:27, archived)
# DICKBOATTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:22, archived)
# RIDE IT
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
#
DICKBOAT IS FUN!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:22, archived)
# You FUNking know it :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# SET SAIL FOR COCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Nyewerroooommm!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:27, archived)
# DICKBOAT, MOTHERFUCKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
# OH FUCK YES
TORPEDOS, FIRE!
Lol, pedos.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:27, archived)
# what about steamboat willy?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:28, archived)
# groan
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:35, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:34, archived)
# eek, I spotted 1 too

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Yeeeeeaaaah
look fiesty
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:27, archived)
# What a wave of pleasure
Oh sorry I mean spunk
Oh sorry I mean just what a wave.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:28, archived)
# GOT MY COCKBOAT
GOT MY SAILOR HAT
GOT MY BEARDED LADY

AINT NOTHIN CAN GO WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:33, archived)
# 'CEPT A DONG IN DA WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)
# WOOP WOOP :
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:45, archived)
# steamboat willy
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Puth puth puth puth :]
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Did i miss the boat?...
...Looks like a bumpy ride!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Bumpy is best! :D
Why else would they make ribbed johnnies?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:13, archived)
# COCK
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:15, archived)
# it has gotten larger
and more menacing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)
# BOOM BOOM BOOM :D
Dicks and cocks are wonderful things.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:21, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:41, archived)
# The more of us who do this the BETTER!
(eBay-ta support safety zones for traumatized zombie babies, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:57, archived)