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# Hahaha
Is that a young Liam Galangal?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Maybe his galangal had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)
# paedo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Apparently if you have sex with a 16 year old you are not a paedo
But if you look at pictures of a 16 year old on the internet, you are.

Just saying, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Apparently if you have sex with a 16 year old you are not a paedo
But if you have sex with a chihuahua, you're a pervert.

Just saying like.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:51, archived)
# What about a 16 year old chihuahua?
Also, can I have sex with a 4 year old, now that he is 21?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)
# As long as he says yes,
and you won't regret it in the morning, then yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I may regret it in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Then don't forget to get so drunk that you are still drunk when you wake up.
BANG! And the guilt is gone!*



*delayed for a few hours
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:00, archived)
# ooh hangover tainted with the bitter needles of guilt
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Story of my life....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:10, archived)
# more of this sick filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:03, archived)
# The one I find funny is
In the US you can't buy porn movies until you're 21. Three years after you can star in one!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:52, archived)
# It's a funny old world innit
Someone has sex with a 15 year old girl the day before her 16th birthday, they're lynched as a sick peado.

The day after her birthday, celebrated as a hero.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:58, archived)
# What if you yourself are only 15 though?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Published on the front page of the Daily Fail
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:00, archived)
# I actually went out with a 16 year old when I was 22
Admittedly I was a very young 22 and she was a very mature 16. Age was never really an issue I only split up with her as she lacked the inability to shut the fuck up!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Paedo :P
I started going out with a girl who was 15, but only 2 weeks before her 16th birthday and I was only just 17. So I guess that is fine? I didn't sleep with her until she was 16 though. So I am fine aren't I?

*phones up Gadd Hotline*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:11, archived)
# "Yes, Hello, Gadd Trust? Gooooood morning Vietnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Interestingly in Australia and if anyone knows better feel free to correct me
but I believe that the age of concent is 16 unless you are around that age then it is OK if you're within two years of each other. So 14yo and 16yo or 15yo and 17yo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Have a menu
www.avert.org/age-of-consent.htm

Interesting footnote for US:

"It is illegal for an American citizen or resident to have sex in another country with someone aged under 16, unless the age difference is less than 4 years, in which case the minimum age is 12."

O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:06, archived)
# :O
Wasn'y Jerry Lee Lewis married to his 13 year old cousin at one point?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I belive the age of consent in some parts of middle America are worryingly low.
I worry about the ones with question marks.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Oh dear lord Jesus...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Sorta related
I'm well chuffed as my local Asian deli has started stocking Thai garlic which I haven't been able to get hold of since I lived in Australia.
Imagine a cross berween chives and spring onion that tastes of garlic!

Scrummy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I made a red thai prawn curry last night
5 chopped up chillis in it. nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# I really like the idea of Thai food...
but I can't stand coconut. Why do they take all this lovely sharp aromatic joy and then smother it in bland sickly gip?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)
# It's not that bad - the coconut part
Also, they have lots of yummy things without it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I know but I find myself constrained to about 1/3 of the menu...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I'm making a hot and sour prawn and mushroom soup today.
I got a pack with 10 different kinds of mushroom, chinese cellery, fresh prpper corns and of course chillis, soy and fish sauce.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
I've got no idea why I find this funny.
I love b3ta.

*clicks hard
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)