waits with baited breath
though no doubt i will have forgoton it by the time it comes for me to write a BM speach
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:17,
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OK so with all due deference to him and his telling of the tale...
It involves husband and wife the following morning, languishing in the marital bed and contemplating breakfast in bed.
Hubby orders double sausage, bacon, egg, tomatoes, mushrooms, black pud (if that's your thing) and a fried slice.
And for madame?
Just a few salad leaves and a couple of raw carrots please.
Sir, we do supply a range of vegetarian and vegan breakfast options
No it's not that - I just want to see if she eats like a rabbit as well.
*pause for giggles and kickings under the table*
Fiver says that by the time I've actually written this out, Archie's posted it already.
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:22,
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Hubby orders double sausage, bacon, egg, tomatoes, mushrooms, black pud (if that's your thing) and a fried slice.
And for madame?
Just a few salad leaves and a couple of raw carrots please.
Sir, we do supply a range of vegetarian and vegan breakfast options
No it's not that - I just want to see if she eats like a rabbit as well.
*pause for giggles and kickings under the table*
Fiver says that by the time I've actually written this out, Archie's posted it already.